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Old 06-05-2015, 05:55 AM
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The typical work is winding down.
Time to loosen the belt, tie and stress and laugh a little...... or a lot.


Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets.....read by the intended target.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0wj...0wjFP3YsQ#t=50

2:20 on this one.


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Great stuff for Friday morning - Thanks
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"Michael Strahan's teeth look like they're having a middle school dance."
"Boys on the left, girls on the right."

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I like Sofia a LOT more now.
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Love it! Thanks for the laughs
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Pretty funny stuff...
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).



We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, Orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every
time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you might be my kid."
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I like Sofia a LOT more now.
Yes I have to agree, Sofia rocks. Sorry about my previous post, I got carried away.
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Originally Posted by YFMF View Post
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).



We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, Orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every
time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you might be my kid."
Found her!




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Originally Posted by YFMF View Post
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).



We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, Orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every
time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you might be my kid."
I understand why you had to swallow your food so fast, if you didn't it would have been all over that kids hair - too funny!!!!!!!!!
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