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Old 02-09-2015, 04:34 PM
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Valentines Day is coming. Been married 10 years. Wife read the book. Should I take my wife as a surprise? What say ye?
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If she doesn't know about the book, she will be surprised.
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Why not tie her up and whip her just a little???
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She read the book. While watching American sniper she asked if I'd go. Maybe just joking but it sure would be a surprise!
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My wife read the series... and damn was that a hot few weeks - even after almost 20 years of marriage.

But I wouldn't take her to the movie. That is for her and her girlfriends.

I'll be waiting when she gets home
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Sounds like Nicecast has this thing figured out. I'm thinking that's the way to go.
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Sure take her. Make sure you bring a pocket knife and offer to hold the popcorn in your lap. If your lucky, 1/2 through you might even need to throw your jacket over her head





You won't be the only guy in there thinking it!!!
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She's mentioned it, but Im taking her out to dinner, then out dancing!!!!
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Old 02-09-2015, 05:13 PM
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Absolutely I plan on taking mine. Good things can come from it.
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Take her fill her head with soft porn and deal with it the rest of your marriage however long that lasts. Good luck and heck no.

First of all my wife respects me to much to read trash or want to view it. I Respect her to much to to watch that crap.

RESPECT each other make the night about your relationship not other peoples hot sex. Treat her hight and make your own.
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Originally Posted by Gottarpon View Post
Take her fill her head with soft porn and deal with it the rest of your marriage however long that lasts. Good luck and heck no.

First of all my wife respects me to much to read trash or want to view it. I Respect her to much to to watch that crap.

RESPECT each other make the night about your relationship not other peoples hot sex. Treat her hight and make your own.
Really? I guess vibrators are out as well...
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Alway thought your user name was " got our porn?" Guess not.
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Why not tie her up and whip her just a little???

And pummel her bum until she farts the Star Spangled Banner.
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My wife read the series... and damn was that a hot few weeks - even after almost 20 years of marriage.

But I wouldn't take her to the movie. That is for her and her girlfriends.

I'll be waiting when she gets home
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Take her fill her head with soft porn and deal with it the rest of your marriage however long that lasts. Good luck and heck no.

First of all my wife respects me to much to read trash or want to view it. I Respect her to much to to watch that crap.

RESPECT each other make the night about your relationship not other peoples hot sex. Treat her hight and make your own.

Not This!!!!

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Originally Posted by Gottarpon View Post
Take her fill her head with soft porn and deal with it the rest of your marriage however long that lasts. Good luck and heck no.

First of all my wife respects me to much to read trash or want to view it. I Respect her to much to to watch that crap.

RESPECT each other make the night about your relationship not other peoples hot sex. Treat her hight and make your own.

How is the weather up there on that high horse?
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Originally Posted by YFMF View Post
Why not tie her up and whip her just a little???




Originally Posted by gumpire View Post
Really? I guess vibrators are out as well...



Originally Posted by Paul Barnard View Post
And pummel her bum until she farts the Star Spangled Banner.





My wife set the date up for us. Dinner, movie, then the usual but this time she said 'we are not making love or any of that sh/t - you are going to F... the hell out of me."
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If I was single id be half tempted to dress up like the main male character and go see the movie and wait outside after the movie lets on and see if I could bring home some willing female
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My wife and about 10 of her friends are going to see the movie! If your wife if is without know, keep her hat way.

And enjoy it by the way.
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My girlfriend is going to see it with 6 of her friends on Valentines Day. It's a girls dinner and movie night.


When she gets back we will have the house to ourselves. The plan is to hit the hot tub, watch some porn then we'll "bang it out"..


That's the kind of respect we have for each other.


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