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Old 02-07-2015, 07:32 AM
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Wife and I just got back from Marathon. While we were there we ran into Capt Scott Walker from Into the Blue at the Publix store. Told him how much we enjoy his show. Later wife and I were talking and I told her that's what I wanted to do, start my own TV fishing show. She didn't miss a beat, she looked at me and said, what would you call it How to not catch fish?
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And that's when the fight started.
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Old 02-07-2015, 07:36 AM
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I would like to meet someone that has a wife that is not a smartass
impossible dream
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.........walk the plank.........
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She could have told me I was lousy in bed, but don't berate my gathering skills. After all she gets all the grunt fish she can eat.
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Now the real truth comes out. (no fish)
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Is the title a joke ? Aren't they all?
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You just need a "Boat that raises fish".


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I used to. But an unfortunate accident involving an anvil falling out of a window on the second story of our house hit her on the noggin, and she sadly to say is no more.
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Smartass wives are far better than Dumbass wives!............And we all know some, don't we?
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Mine is more ASS than SMART
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Originally Posted by bbillingsley@dixiesa View Post
I would like to meet someone that has a wife that is not a smartass
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Ain't that the truth! My wife is really got at sarcasm too. Actually neither one bothers me, I actually like it.
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Smart assed wives keep us on our toes. Good for her.
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Is there any other kind????
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Old 02-07-2015, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Jus Teasin View Post
Smartass wives are far better than Dumbass wives!............And we all know some, don't we?
Absolutely!
I consider finely honed Smartass abilities to be a big plus for a woman.
Dumbass on the other hand, would make me crazy.
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I have a "pain in the ass" wife. Will that help?
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Old 02-07-2015, 11:00 AM
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Absolutely!
I consider finely honed Smartass abilities to be a big plus for a woman.
Dumbass on the other hand, would make me crazy.
well then I have the most finely honed woman in the world
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I love quick-witted women. They have a sense of humor...and that's why they are great.
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Wifey is an analogy nut,
She has an analogy for every damn situation.
I don't know how she thinks so many up so quickly .
" that would be like if you have ,blah blah and you tried to .... "
Constantly.

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