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Old 02-05-2015, 07:46 AM
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My son and I went to dinner and a hockey game with a friend and his son. Both boys are 11. The waitress comes over and my buddies son hands the waitress a packet of sugar and says "Ma'am, I think you dropped your name tag".

I laughed my A$$ off, it was great. The waitress was actually blushing.
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Old 02-05-2015, 07:48 AM
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Timeless!!
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Old 02-05-2015, 07:53 AM
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That kid in going to be dangerous in 5-6 years!


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Old 02-05-2015, 07:54 AM
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That's pretty good, did he get her number? LOL
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Old 02-05-2015, 09:14 AM
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another good 11 yr old pick up line is "can you help me find my lost puppy"
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Good for him.
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Just make sure he doesn't get them pregnant!
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Good for him. Sounds like a great sense of humor
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Old 02-05-2015, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by airedog View Post
That kid in going to be dangerous in 5-6 years!


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Heck he's dangerous now. LOL Pops better school him up on a jimmy cap sooooon !!!
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Kids got game! High five him for me....birds and the bees conversation forethcoming.
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Old 02-05-2015, 03:39 PM
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At 11 he can probably teach you about the birds and the bees.
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Old 02-05-2015, 04:43 PM
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That's awesome......

Had a birthday party for my 9 yr old boy (few years ******. One kid suddenly yells out "do you know why girls have boobies............so you have something to look at when your talking to them"


I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard!
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A miniature sexist pig.
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