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Old 02-03-2015, 06:45 PM
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The OP's just a drama queen.
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Old 02-03-2015, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by txj33p View Post
Obviously it all started on a dark and stormy night....

Actually it was a dark and stormy day. It's when the deal was made in Denmark. Just before they set out for Biafra to join the bloody fray.
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Old 02-03-2015, 07:28 PM
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......He said JD....Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid. Then he said, "I'll be bahck"! Into the choppa! Now!.....
But the thing I remember most was when he told me this. " I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Time to die." Frankly, I don't give a damn.
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Old 02-03-2015, 08:38 PM
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No way JD, you just had a son.
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Old 02-03-2015, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bogue View Post
Johnny my boy, I've had plenty o'women walk out on me.
After a while when you quit feeling sorry for yourself and the liquor doesn't help anymore,
you'll wake up kiss the goat good-bye dust your dungarees off and sneak out of the zoo.
On that walk of shame to the flop house, there you will see her slinging hash at the waffle house.
A beauty, of pure radiance with golden locks and nicotine stained teeth.
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by atcfris View Post
No way JD, you just had a son.
It's a joke. You're supposed to tell him a story.
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Old 02-04-2015, 10:09 AM
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It happened in Zanzibar. There I was, slightly inebriated by the foul home brew they were serving up as whiskey, an ebony beauty eyeing me like a cheetah eyes a gazelle just before she pounces. She makes her move, I feint left then dodge right but just like that poor gazelle she catches me. She was fast I tell ya. Next thing I know I'm waking up in some fleabag hotel in Morocco, a fez on my head and a jimmy on my johnson. How I got there is a mystery. That ebony princess from days before, long gone, along with my bankroll.

But not to worry, I just got an email from the Right Honourable Reverend Dr Benjamin Najimme. Apparently, I have some money waiting for me in Nigeria...
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Old 02-04-2015, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Snapper Head View Post
Wanna bet?


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Old 02-04-2015, 10:19 AM
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I'm not gonna lie... I Don't Want to Work
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Old 02-04-2015, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by debugger View Post
It's a joke. You're supposed to tell him a story.
Any story I tell will have to be downstairs.
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Old 02-04-2015, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by atcfris View Post
Any story I tell will have to be downstairs.
Thought ALL of your stories were downstairs!!!

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