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Old 01-23-2015, 10:32 AM
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Essential for the man getting the first of his 72 virgins.
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I'd hit it. j/k
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Special addition scratch and sniff centerfold edition.
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Sad really though.......
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I will bet a goat smells better than what's under that burqa.
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why would any of those goat ropers marry when they can blow themselves and some infidels up and have 72 virgins.
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Muslim beauty pageant

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They talk about "72 virgins" but never mention what kind of virgin? is it whatever their into?
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Why do you guys have to post last months issue....lol
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Originally Posted by nc_robbie75 View Post
Why do you guys have to post last months issue....lol

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If you haven't already done it, you want to click on that photo and read the news article where it appears. The Miss World 2015 pageant is scheduled for October in Jakarta, Indonesia, which has the largest Muslim population of any nation. Guess what? The Indonesians object to the skimpy bikinis and cleavage-baring dresses worn in former pageants. Now, who could have guessed that might happen?

May prove that the Miss World pageant is run by former beauty queens. Maybe, just the blonde ones...

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Originally Posted by yarcraft91 View Post
If you haven't already done it, you want to click on that photo and read the news article where it appears. The Miss World 2015 pageant is scheduled for October in Jakarta, Indonesia, which has the largest Muslim population of any nation. Guess what? The Indonesians object to the skimpy bikinis and cleavage-baring dresses worn in former pageants. Now, who could have guessed that might happen?

May prove that the Miss World pageant is run by former beauty queens.
Yea, I'm not buying that








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The 72 virgins are all retired Nuns!
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Who the hell wants 72 virgins anyway?????? Give me 2 virgins and 70 sluts instead???
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Yep. After the first virgin I'd want a pro.
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Good points fellers! Who in the world wants a bunch of inexperienced girls, that may run wild once you slide the tool in?

Them 72 may turn to 1 REAL quik!
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