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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1765910


KINGSPORT POLICE DEPARTMENT
Dallas Archer, 19, was being booked for a traffic violation on Monday when cops found a loaded gun hidden in her vagina.
That's no place to pack a pistol.

A Tennessee woman being booked for driving with a suspended license was slapped with weapons charges after cops found a loaded gun in her vagina, The Smoking Gun reported.

Dallas Archer, 19, was arrested at around 3:15 p.m. Monday and brought to Kingsport jail, where cops found the tiny gun concealed in her private parts, cops said.

A female cop was performing a routine search when she noticed an "unknown object" in Archer's groin.

She and another female officer then took the blond perp into the bathroom, where they discovered the 4-inch North American Arms 22LR revolver.

Police said the $250 gun originally belonged to John Souther, a retired car salesman from Kingsport.





Police said they would have to give the 4-inch North American Arms mini-revolver (not shown) a bleach bath.
Souther said it was stolen from his 1994 Mustang last year while the car was parked in front of his home.

"Oh gosh," Souther, 70, told The Smoking Gun after learning where his gun was found.

The "little fellow," he said, would need a "bath in bleach."

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a jail and released after posting $6,000 bond.
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She had a bad case of gunorrhea.
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No shootin blanks in that!
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Old story but still, eeewwwwww.
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Her picture is here with a nice editoral

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Was it "loaded"?
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Sniz. ;? never heard that one
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A real woman would pack a Desert Eagle...
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"Don't put things in your xxx when the don't belong in a "Penal" institution! "
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Originally Posted by Cracker View Post
Her picture is here with a nice editoral

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the beginning ad was for 'Rotobrush'...
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She had a gun in the oven
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Could have brought new meaning to the term "vaginal discharge".

Anybody want to bang her?
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one time, I was banging a chick and she actually asked my to insert my 9 ( no pun intended ) in her "area"

I did it, but dropped the mag first & none in chamber. ( remember safety first guys! )
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Originally Posted by landfisher99 View Post
one time, I was banging a chick and she actually asked my to insert my 9 ( no pun intended ) in her "area"

I did it, but dropped the mag first & none in chamber. ( remember safety first guys! )
I was banging this chic one time and she too asked if there was anything else I could use
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i was asked to do the same, but unfortunately mine is a 10...
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hey where do you think she keeps the spare ammo?
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Would it be wise to stick around for the money shot?
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Would it be wise to stick around for the money shot?

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