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Old 11-07-2014, 11:26 PM
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What's the best prank you have pulled on a good friend ??

I'll start ....(yes drinking was involved)..

We know each other well and always have cash..
it was a Friday night he was drunk at his house , I was feeling alright as well, when we left because the kids were tired.
He kept talking about how hungry he was, and called me as soon as I was leaving, all he kept talking about was a bacon on bacon pizza..
Soooo, as I was on way home decided to order him a bacon on bacon pizza! ! To his house, in his name .. I than called him to tell him I ordered one for him (at this point he thought I ordered via credit card).. pizza man showed up he signed receipt and gave him 5 bucks tip (on a 12 buck order) .. and started eating .. pizza man said u owe $7 more, he swore to pizza man that I paid ... cops called on him via pizza man

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.this should be entertaining

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Well I saw this but didn't actually do it but it's a classic.

Years ago... worked with a guy named Bill who was deathly afraid of snakes. Even eels gave him the willies. So another friend John, catches a small garter snake and he puts it in his mouth and sits across from Bill at the lunch table. Bill asks why he's being so quiet... and right then and there Bill lets the snake slip through his lips.

Bill sees the snake slithering through John's lips, gasps and screams and proceeds to pass out... falls backward, hits his head and splits it open. He comes to, blood everywhere... and wants to kill Bill but we had to get him to the doc and gets 10 stitches in his head.

Other than the blood ... it was the best ever. The look on his face was priceless.
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Friend and co worker, put up several ads on craigslist for a John Deere riding mower very cheap with picture. Gave his name and cell number.
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I used to work on a ship. I shared the bathroom with a woman who was a friend of mine. One Halloween she TP'd my work area. I got back by filling the head we shared with inflated weather balloons, about 10 ft in diameter fully inflated. I got about 5 in there, they were packed so tight she couldn't open the door. It was good for a laugh.
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Originally Posted by Jason9301 View Post
What's the best prank you have pulled on a good friend ??

I'll start ....(yes drinking was involved)..

We know each other well and always have cash..
it was a Friday night he was drunk at his house , I was feeling alright as well, when we left because the kids were tired.
He kept talking about how hungry he was, and called me as soon as I was leaving, all he kept talking about was a bacon on bacon pizza..
Soooo, as I was on way home decided to order him a bacon on bacon pizza! ! To his house, in his name .. I than called him to tell him I ordered one for him (at this point he thought I ordered via credit card).. pizza man showed up he signed receipt and gave him 5 bucks tip (on a 12 buck order) .. and started eating .. pizza man said u owe $7 more, he swore to pizza man that I paid ... cops called on him via pizza man

So let's hear more
I want to hear you were not driving drunk, and not driving drunk with kids in the car.
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I want to hear you were not driving drunk, and not driving drunk with kids in the car.
This is the prank thread, not the self righteous proselytizing thread
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Originally Posted by FishnDive View Post
This is the prank thread, not the self righteous proselytizing thread
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Vaseline underneath car door handles of your buddies car is always good for a laugh.

A buddy bought a new mustang a few years back. We (couple guys from work) took a few pictures of it and listed it on Craigslist. Posted an ad for sale with the pictures of the car and his wife's name/number. "She" was asking $8,000 cash today because she found out her husband was gay and cheating on her with a man. She had 23 calls by noon. Took them about a day to flag the ad and we confessed because he was calling everyone pissed off insisting he wasn't gay. His wife wasn't too happy but she played along afterwards appreciating our humor....
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We have a guy that is deathly scared of snakes. Doesn't even have to be real or size doesn't matter either.I work in a machine shop so a lot of guys don't wear their work shoes to and from work. I've gotten him good 2 times. 1st time he was switching to his tennis shoes to go clock out. He got about half way across the shop and thought he had a chip in his sock. I put the snake inside his tennis shoe, so when he pulled it off the snake fell out. He threw his shoe about 40ft and went under a machine. He had to take an access plate out of the floor to get under the machine to get his shoe. 2nd time I had a lil rubber snake about 3 inches long in my mouth. Went up to him and put my arm on his shoulder and started talking to him. Took him a few seconds to look at me but when he did the look in his eyes and the girly scream was priceless. Even when he is in his pickup he says he lifts his feet off the floorboard when he see's one on the road.
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I could write a book about all the crazy crap I've been involved in...One of the guys that used to work for me had a pristine '68 Plymouth Fury.
Made a bumper sticker with a stencil machine that said "I'm Gay and Proud of It" and placed on the left rear bumper. Second sticker placed on other side said "Happiness is a Twelve Incher"!!! He drove around for two days wondering why everyone was blowing the horn, waving and blowing kisses!!!
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That's funny phathog. One of the best car pranks I have was back in my high school days. A friend of mine had a Suzuki side kick. He had to go into school early one morning. Me and some friends slid it around sideways in his parking spot. He had to leave at lunch to go to the career center but couldn't get out of his parking spot. They made an announcement over the intercom with the vehicle descriptions beside him to come move their vehicles. The look on his face when I got there was priceless.
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Back in high school myself and my best friend had Wranglers. I was the more mechanically inclined of the two of us. Anyway, he use to work at a Cody's Roadhouse. I use to travel in the local area for work. Well, every once and a while I would get to drive past the Cody's he worked at. I'd go into the parking lot and find his jeep. I'd pop the hood open and pull a starter relay, or the fuel pump relay, or disconnect battery cables. Whatever it was I felt like doing that day. I always left the tools required, or parts in his cup holder in the center console.

On those days I usually got a call from him around 10pm pissed off wondering "what I did this time" because his Jeep isn't starting. Every once and a while I had to call him and walk him through the process to get the Jeep started because he didn't know where the fuse box was, or how the relay fit in the slot.

It was good fun and we still laugh about it to this day.
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In my hometown as a kid, there was a hair cutting salon called the "HAIR SHAFT". We would shimmy up onto the roof, and using duct tape, add a "Y".

It was now the HAIRY SHAFT.

The would fix it...but happened again and again and again etc.
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When we were younger my younger brother and my older brother got into a bit of a prank contest. It stopped the night my younger brother set the house alarm when my parents went to bed and unscrewed the light bulbs then re-arranged the furniture. When my older brother got home from a night of drinking he had 45 seconds to turn off the alarm in the dark. He didn't make it.
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Years ago new carpets came rolled on bamboo poles. Us kids had a few of these 20' poles and bought cheap plastic Halloween masks and attached them to the end of the pole with small flashlights to back light them. Then on Halloween late at night we would hold them up to 2nd floor windows wait for the screams then run to the next house. Boy those were the days!
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A buddy of mine screwed me over once so I got him back by putting 100 crickets in his car and pouring sardine oil all over is engine. Chirp, chirp, chirp and whew stinky. He didn't mess with me again.
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Back when I was in the Marine Corps I decided to pull one on the wife for April Fools Day. I was scheduled to deploy with the 22nd MEU sometime in early May. On April 1st I told the wife we were getting bumped up early by a month and had to leave the next day. HaHa! She was less than impressed and I lol'd.

Then three days later we really did get bumped up early.
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Originally Posted by Phathog View Post
I could write a book about all the crazy crap I've been involved in...One of the guys that used to work for me had a pristine '68 Plymouth Fury.
Made a bumper sticker with a stencil machine that said "I'm Gay and Proud of It" and placed on the left rear bumper. Second sticker placed on other side said "Happiness is a Twelve Incher"!!! He drove around for two days wondering why everyone was blowing the horn, waving and blowing kisses!!!

that happened to me....in 1994, before "gay pride" was a popular thing!
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This is the prank thread, not the self righteous proselytizing thread
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