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Park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
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So I can pick up some jumbo shrimp.


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We don't have Parkways in East NC, too many letters
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Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? You aren't taking it anywhere.
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Because "Blow" is just an expression!
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Why do we call them buildings when they're already built?
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Why is it a "pair" of pants, but it's "a" bra? If anything should be a "pair"....;?
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...because he wanted to get to the other side....



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Because if I parked in the Parkway, I would die.
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When guys catch crabs, it's because we went fishing.

When she catches the crabs it's because she went trolling.

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Why is 3/4 of the population only 75%?
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You can't get there from here.
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What driveway?
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Originally Posted by NJFISH View Post
Why is 3/4 of the population only 75%?
Oh that must be that new math I hear so much about.

I hate math, there's like, so many numbers. <Beavis & Butt Head>
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What is 75% of 3/4?


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Originally Posted by 240 LTS View Post
What is 75% of 3/4?


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eight hours?
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That's what I thought. If I carried the 9, multiplied then moved the decimal it came out the same.
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How does the posi-traction on a Plymouth work??
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I don't know the answer to the question, but one thing I DID learn today is....it's a very fine line between a fart and a shart.
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Originally Posted by Turtle9343 View Post
I don't know the answer to the question, but one thing I DID learn today is....it's a very fine line between a fart and a shart.
If the line is in your drawers, shart seems to be the choice.

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