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Old 09-07-2014, 09:16 AM
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What is the problem with men who let their belly's get twice as big as their chest - and who on here is man enough to say he's let his get like this one (or bigger!)?
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Old 09-07-2014, 09:19 AM
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If you look down and can't see your wang then it's a sign. I know I'm not going to let it get to that point.
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Amazing that being fat is about the only thing that the drive to have sex can't trump. Sometimes in the operating room we have to go through all sorts of maneuvers to try to get catheters in guys who are so fat their pecker is absolutely buried.
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Hard to admit you have dick-do, you know, your belly sticks out further than your dick-do.
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That can't be healthy! It's like committing suicide...slowly.
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Old 09-07-2014, 09:33 AM
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What next? Show your bald spot? Show your toupee? Show the size of your wallet?
You want shock value try erasing this picture from your memory.
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I've heard said you should build a good shed over your best tool. Then it won't rust when it rains For the record, I do not have a big belly !
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I have way too much $$$ invested in mine to just let it go away.
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Old 09-07-2014, 03:58 PM
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That's a fuel tank for a high performance love machine!
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Old 09-07-2014, 04:16 PM
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It all turns to something else after midnight. Here's mine. Does it count?
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Old 09-07-2014, 04:24 PM
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You youngsters are in for a surprise if you think you can be sleek forever.
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Old 09-07-2014, 05:22 PM
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Hard to admit you have dick-do, you know, your belly sticks out further than your dick-do.
dicky--do disease?
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Gotta build a shed over your favorite tool
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Old 09-07-2014, 05:34 PM
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I have furniture disease - my chest has fallen into my drawers.

True story : redneck said to me in a towny bar-

"This ain't a fat gut. This is backed up cock!"
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Old 09-07-2014, 06:44 PM
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I won't say i have a giant gut, but i may look like i'm in my fifth trimester...
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Originally Posted by Alex14008 View Post
If you look down and can't see your wang then it's a sign. I know I'm not going to let it get to that point.
That's what's called a "Dickey do". When the belly sticks out further than the Dickey do.
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Old 09-07-2014, 07:31 PM
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It all turns to something else after midnight. Here's mine. Does it count?

That's HGH belly. Common among older body builders.
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Old 09-07-2014, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by John_Madison CT View Post
That's HGH belly. Common among older body builders.
Had to look that up. I learn something new every day...
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