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Old 08-16-2005, 06:47 AM
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As told by Robin Williams



1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,
Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys'. We
will never interfere" again.


2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.


3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.


4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist
nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.


6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require
a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.


9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH....
learn it...or LEAVE.....


Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
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Old 08-16-2005, 07:23 AM
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Funny stuff...I just can't believe Robin Williams said it.....he is so far left I think he is in the "We caused 9-11" camp.
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Old 08-16-2005, 07:44 AM
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Yeah, I know. It sounds more like Carlin.
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Old 08-16-2005, 12:32 PM
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Someone posted that item before...went about ten pages as I recall..it's definately NOT r.williams..whoever it is ...they got it RIGHT
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I guess THE TRUTH doesn't matter too much to you right wing-nuts:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Same guy who wrote that crap must have written the Carlin scam. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it Archie?
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:41 PM
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Hydro - 8/16/2005 5:30 PM

I guess THE TRUTH doesn't matter too much to you right wing-nuts:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

Same guy who wrote that crap must have written the Carlin scam. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it Archie?
Hey, I just said it wasn't Robin ..... why you all up in my grill?
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I don't care who said it, when do we start?
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Old 08-17-2005, 02:21 AM
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Captain Sid - 8/16/2005 7:18 PM

I don't care who said it, when do we start?
I am ready....
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