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Old 04-23-2014, 09:20 PM
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If she came up to your truck what would you do

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Old 04-23-2014, 09:27 PM
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I'd give her the stupidest look I could manage (and I'm a natural) and say, "No habla inglés."

In Florida, that really seems to twist the knife.
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Perfect example of liberal intolerance...hypocrits.
Old 04-23-2014, 09:39 PM
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I'd whip out my dick and tell her to talk to my master.
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I'd whip out my dick and tell her to talk to my master.
Old 04-23-2014, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Milehog View Post
I'd whip out my dick and tell her to talk to my master.
You win all the Internet's.
Old 04-23-2014, 09:46 PM
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I'd start reving the engine every single time she opens her mouth, and put my hand to my ear like "I'm sorry, what?!?!? I cant hear you" and rev the engine over and over and over every time she opens her mouth....,
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Originally Posted by emudryj View Post
Iand rev the engine over and over and over every time she opens her mouth....,
from the looks of her she's well adapted for that particular movement. You better have a big fuel tank...
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I admire his restraint and his ability to control his wife!
My wife would have knocked that bitch out the first time she got in her face.
There would be no video evidence of the incident on YouTube either!
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Yep, some extra black smoke with the accelerator while telling her to suck my 7.3 liters of of Don't Give A F.
Old 04-23-2014, 11:42 PM
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Super embarrassing story...

I drove my diesel truck to the liquor store in boulder, Co. My Ford didn't like to start during winter so I let it run..While I was in the store some mid 40's hefty lady belts out "whose truck is that idling out there?"

I'm in line. I yell out "mine" assuming something happened, somebody broke in etc.

"whats wrong with you? Do you just, like, enjoy raping the environment? Turn it off!"

I was in Colorado...I'm not gonna say I was high...but I wasn't low. I had nothing. Wit is gone when on marijuana. I'm in line; a huge line.

I hesitated and this is what came out "...it probably burns less that way (referring to the emissions via restart..but not articulating this at all...everyone looked at me like wut?)...huge awkward pause....Whatever. **** you you fat repulsive hog. Go buy your wine you pig."

She ended up crying like instantly.

Anyway I'm leaving the store but the door is open to let air in...her sugar daddy beta male mid-50's husband ended up getting in my face, I don't like that so I pushed him and he fell over the curb and onto the street. This was 5 years ago, I'm on steroids, mid twenties, semi-competitive MMA fighter with a tank top on.. He ordered me to "stay in line while I call the police for assault," everyone in line laughed when he said that as did the cashier who told me "You should have dropped that (c-word)."

I left.

It was the closest I've been to a fight outside of a ring.

Boring story but a true one!
Old 04-24-2014, 04:11 AM
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Lock truck, roll up windows, and rev the engine.
Old 04-24-2014, 04:21 AM
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She needs a Donkey Punch ! Maybe with a Tony Danza thrown in !
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I wouldn't have reacted as that prius driving uber lesbian fat girl but that kind of bothers me.

People who leave the engine running while sitting at the park watching their children play for example bothers me. Be aware of your surrounding and just shut that damn thing off if appropriate.
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Originally Posted by goingout View Post
Super embarrassing story...

I drove my diesel truck to the liquor store in boulder, Co. My Ford didn't like to start during winter so I let it run..While I was in the store some mid 40's hefty lady belts out "whose truck is that idling out there?"

I'm in line. I yell out "mine" assuming something happened, somebody broke in etc.

"whats wrong with you? Do you just, like, enjoy raping the environment? Turn it off!"

I was in Colorado...I'm not gonna say I was high...but I wasn't low. I had nothing. Wit is gone when on marijuana. I'm in line; a huge line.

I hesitated and this is what came out "...it probably burns less that way (referring to the emissions via restart..but not articulating this at all...everyone looked at me like wut?)...huge awkward pause....Whatever. **** you you fat repulsive hog. Go buy your wine you pig."

She ended up crying like instantly.

Anyway I'm leaving the store but the door is open to let air in...her sugar daddy beta male mid-50's husband ended up getting in my face, I don't like that so I pushed him and he fell over the curb and onto the street. This was 5 years ago, I'm on steroids, mid twenties, semi-competitive MMA fighter with a tank top on.. He ordered me to "stay in line while I call the police for assault," everyone in line laughed when he said that as did the cashier who told me "You should have dropped that (c-word)."

I left.

It was the closest I've been to a fight outside of a ring.

Boring story but a true one!

I did the same thing to some ugly fat pig who tried giving me shit in a parking lot for something years ago. Reduced her to tears in seconds. Midwesterners have no idea what they are getting into when they try to pull their passive aggressive shit with a New Jersey Italian.
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As soon as she started swearing in front of my kids and refused to back off, my wife would have dropped her in a heartbeat, and as she was on the ground struggling to breathe and nursing her broken bones, I'd be calling 911 to let them know we were assaulted by a nutbag and my wife defended herself.

I might turn off the truck just long enough to make the phone call, then fire it right back up again.
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Originally Posted by Circle Hooked View Post
If she came up to your truck what would you do

http://youtu.be/CVdMySWfAIQ
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBLu6cqxgv0
Old 04-24-2014, 09:04 AM
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I have seen that video before, and treat all Prius owners as if they think and act the same way....yep, I'm an ass to them all.
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The truck guy handled it well. Congrats. Hitting her would have created more hassle than it was worth. And then he would have been in legal doo doo. You guys above would really hit a woman, who didn't physically attack you?

Anyway, What I don't get is what is that some special holy rest stop - if you want quite and solitude (like the fat chick does) why would you park in a lot right by the highway?
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Originally Posted by Milehog View Post
I'd whip out my dick and tell her to talk to my master.
I don't think she's ever seen one

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