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Old 07-08-2005, 05:30 PM
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WASHINGTON - The government on Friday ordered warnings onto the labels of Viagra and two other impotence drugs that some users have developed a form of blindness — while cautioning that it's impossible to know if the pills are to blame.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050708/...agra_blindness

Old 07-08-2005, 07:35 PM
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Now come on. Everyone was told by their mother when growing up to stop or you'll go blind. So no warning is necessary.


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What we need here is a scientific study to determine if you can use it or do it just untill you need glasses!
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As we get older it might be beter not to see EVERYTHING.....
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You made that up
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I think a test is in order.....the criteria should read as follows

Does having sex with a really smoking hot blond make your eye site any worse?

Answer Choices:

a. Yes

b. No

c. ummmm.......I'm not sure, I think we need to check this one out again

d. What was your question again, I couldn't hear it over the screaming.
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Can I do it until I need glasses?
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I especially like the warning of “if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a physician”…… Let me tell you something, if my erection lasts for more than 4 hours I’m calling the next door neighbor, both of my sisters in law and the little blonde down at the grocery store. IF I survive all of that, THEN I’ll call the damned doctor……………….
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Bailey Boat - 7/10/2005 8:00 AM

I especially like the warning of “if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours you should call a physician”…… Let me tell you something, if my erection lasts for more than 4 hours I’m calling the next door neighbor, both of my sisters in law and the little blonde down at the grocery store. IF I survive all of that, THEN I’ll call the damned doctor……………….

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What about if you DON'T take Viagra and it lasts more than 4 hrs...?? My hubby's lasts....uh ~ NEVERMIND.

Let's just say I'm ONE good and lucky gal ~
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farmerjane - 7/10/2005 12:27 PM

What about if you DON'T take Viagra and it lasts more than 4 hrs...?? My hubby's lasts....uh ~ NEVERMIND.
Then I would start calling him Tireless Too.
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Bullshipper - 7/11/2005 8:40 PM
farmerjane - 7/10/2005 12:27 PM What about if you DON'T take Viagra and it lasts more than 4 hrs...?? My hubby's lasts....uh ~ NEVERMIND.
Then I would start calling him Tireless Too.
My wife saw that commercial and started laughing......I said maybe I should get some of that stuff if it's good for 4 hours...she said that's fine with her, but she wanted to know what I was going to do with it for the last 3 3/4 hours?....I told her she could use it as a towel rack if she wanted to take a shower.
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Don´t you mean a coat hook??
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It is hard to argue with you Bull....coat hook does sound better. I do think this subject deserves some straight talk here Bull......this is a serious problem and all of the guys your age should be careful.

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Tireless ~ No offense here, but if you wifey is wanting to know what you're going to do with the other 3 3/4 hrs. then you are not doing SOMETHING correctly...?

TRY TRY AGAIN!! LIVE UP TO YOUR NICKNAME, BOY!!!
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farmerjane - 7/13/2005 10:43 AM Tireless ~ No offense here, but if you wifey is wanting to know what you're going to do with the other 3 3/4 hrs. then you are not doing SOMETHING correctly...? TRY TRY AGAIN!! LIVE UP TO YOUR NICKNAME, BOY!!!
Why spend 4 hours getting somewhere that you can reach in 15 - 30 minutes? Think about the different types of boats people choose.....some pick go-fasts (like my Fountain) and others like Parker-type boats. The go-fast crew likes it wild and fast with a number of jolts and hard landings .....but we get there first. The Parker crowd likes that nice long slow ride with minimum bumps and surprises....but they get there well rested. Having said that I think I am on to something much bigger here.......the Viagra marketing strategy should target the Parker crowd and just ignore the go-fast boys altogether.
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COULD YOU GUYS TYPE IN CAPS, I'M HAVING TROUBLE SEEING THE LOWER CASE.
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Hey Benzy- lay off the Viagra for a few days. That should correct the vision problem.



Tireless ~ You'd better reconsider that go-fast boat or wifey may one day end up "trading you in" for a Parker type.

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farmerjane - 7/13/2005 11:42 PM Hey Benzy- lay off the Viagra for a few days. That should correct the vision problem. Tireless ~ You'd better reconsider that go-fast boat or wifey may one day end up "trading you in" for a Parker type.
I think I am doing fine.....as long as I treat my wife as the delicate blooming flower that she is as opposed to treating her as an old leather catchers mitt.

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