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Old 07-05-2013, 03:51 PM
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Just was out walking dog with wife, asshole neighbor(that I have never met or talked too in ten years ) pulls into houuse rolls down window and says don't walk your dog by my house he is harassing my dog. Again never met him or his dog keeps his dog in back yard and goes nuts over any-one walking by. So I proceeded with wife what would you say?
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I woulda told the gentleman - "you can lick me"...but that's me...
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I'd tell him to suck it. Walking peacefully minding your own business along a public Street is none of his concern. See you in the bilge with this thread, though...
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As time passes, I become convinced
a simple "ignore" is the best put down.
"you are too unimportant to acknowledge"
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i'd just continue to walk right on by, making sure to double back a few times
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"I no speeka da ingliss"!
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I would go to the library and goto the magazine section and pull out all the offers for subscription and send them in with his info.
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I would have told him I'll agree if he will stop walking his ugly wife past my house because she is harassing MY dog.
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Your dog needs more exercise.
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woulda told him he has some balls to be pulling $hit like that
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Originally Posted by Schmaltz~Herring View Post
"I no speeka da ingliss"!
Remember you gotta live next do to the ashol. So keep it civil. Let him be the ass.

"Je ne parl leanglais" Vue par lay Franze?"

I seem to forget the words for scr u in german. But it will come to me..
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Throw 1 Round Up balloon in his front yard everyday.....for 3 months.
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A chuckle, a head shake and keep on going...
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That movie with Jim Carrie comes to mind. Me myself and Irene?. Where he reads the newspaper and fires off a scud in the neighbors front lawn. Classic
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Roll your eyes back in your head, hold your arms out in front and start walking like a zombie.
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Originally Posted by Marlin009 View Post
Your dog needs more exercise.
x2.......

I laugh cuz I have two beagles that go nuts whenever anyone walks by.....never once did I think it was their fault MY dogs were going nuts (I usually apologize to them)

Yea, make sure you double-back a few times.....
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Originally Posted by Fish'nFool View Post
A chuckle, a head shake and keep on going...
This^^^^. Don't feed into his angry and arrogant bullshit.
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Originally Posted by millacd View Post
i'd just continue to walk right on by, making sure to double back a few times


Ognoring is good! But, also notify authorities about the insident and complained that you are worried about his odd behavior. This has the makings of a bad situation. But, carry a concealed gun next walk. This guy sound off a bit. With all the BS going on, I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried out by 6. Or, stay in your house afraid of upsetting this asshole!
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Originally Posted by oceanelectric1 View Post
Just was out walking dog with wife, asshole neighbor(that I have never met or talked too in ten years ) pulls into houuse rolls down window and says don't walk your dog by my house he is harassing my dog. Again never met him or his dog keeps his dog in back yard and goes nuts over any-one walking by. So I proceeded with wife what would you say?
Tell him his dog may need to get some counseling to get over the fear of my tea cup poodle.
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I would of pushed his $hit in

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