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In your dog's mind (Funny)

Old 05-07-2005, 09:21 AM
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Default In your dog's mind (Funny)

I thought this was funny just had to pass it along.

Dogs Top 10 complaints to their humans:

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny
at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check
stuff out! Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my
nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a
dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then
acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your
guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the
fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth,
you're just jealous. !

Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know
who's boss here!!!
(you don't see me picking up your poop do you ) ???


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Old 05-07-2005, 10:14 AM
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LuckyLaRue - 5/7/2005 10:21 AM

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
both know the truth,
you're just jealous. !





Knew that one was coming.
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