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Old 10-07-2012, 08:03 PM
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They accused me of stealing car batteries and my girlfriend of stealing fireworks!!
Old 10-07-2012, 08:06 PM
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Do not let them in lock the doors demand a warrent!
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i need a battery
Old 10-07-2012, 08:14 PM
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I'm sure you got a charge out of it!
Old 10-07-2012, 08:23 PM
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Some folks have all the fun!
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
They accused me of stealing car batteries and my girlfriend of stealing fireworks!!
look them dead in the eyes and accuse them of being aliens.
Old 10-07-2012, 08:39 PM
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You may have to edit the title of one of your threads...

"What to do when the sex starts while in Jail? Help!"
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Very strange indeed.... Did someone give them a tag number, could have been wrong tag...
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
...my girlfriend of stealing fireworks!!
The 'good shit' or like sparklers and smoke bombs?

We stole a train car load of the good shit when I was a kid. Had the cops running all over the town for months!!!
Old 10-08-2012, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Dreamer View Post
They accused me of stealing car batteries and my girlfriend of stealing fireworks!!
They must have confused you for joyglen!
Old 10-08-2012, 02:17 AM
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Well did you take the stuff? What was the outcome, do you have an aliby (spelling), tell them you were on THT and could not have been stealing a car batt as you only operate a boat. That will F with their heads.
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If you were like the rest of the country---maybe you could prove you were on your cell phone and the location you were speaking from was different than those of the thefts, no???
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Did they shoot your dog?
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I think he`s in cuffs right about now. You know how the law is, your guilty until proven innocent
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Dang Dude. I hate to hear youre getting busted. I hope you dont mind prison food.... and penis.
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Next..it's gonna be the thought police. (Orwell)
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Stealing batteries and fireworks...now that is as low as it gets...
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Judging by your posts on here - the police being at your house isnt unreasonable....
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Yea, I also was wondering - why did you steal the stuff. Maybe we could take up a collection for bail money if you give a good reason. Hey just make sure they are well hidden and deny it. And don't let them do an explosives residue or battery acid test without a supoena or warrant or habeus corpus something that sounds real Latin or legal. Tell them you were in Yurrip.
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Might as well have some fun, then.

Tell them that they better call in the EOD squad, because you drank all the battery acid and then snorted the gun powder out of the fireworks.

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