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Old 11-11-2018, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
So Nurse #1 finally left yesterday after staying a week. It was... interesting. So two days after having a vasectomy I was tagging her. I'm probably already shooting blanks, but will wait a bit before getting that verified. She wants to have a threesome with the one from couple of months ago, whom she already met and "practiced" with. Both are 6's, so do the two of them together equal 12? Just kidding, I know the answer to that.

Still working on nurse #2. That one might be a keeper, as she's 33, fit, doesn't want more kids (see above), and likes to fish. And Sprockets, I'm still talking to the hot redhead you liked. It's still a long shot, but she intrigues me.
You like playing with fire, huh?
And 6 + 6 / 2 = 3
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Old 11-11-2018, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Locke N Load View Post
You like playing with fire, huh?
And 6 + 6 / 2 = 3
Actually , 9
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Vitamin_Sea View Post
So Nurse #1 finally left yesterday after staying a week. It was... interesting. So two days after having a vasectomy I was tagging her. I'm probably already shooting blanks, but will wait a bit before getting that verified. She wants to have a threesome with the one from couple of months ago, whom she already met and "practiced" with. Both are 6's, so do the two of them together equal 12? Just kidding, I know the answer to that.

Still working on nurse #2. That one might be a keeper, as she's 33, fit, doesn't want more kids (see above), and likes to fish. And Sprockets, I'm still talking to the hot redhead you liked. It's still a long shot, but she intrigues me.
2 6's is 2 6's, but putting them together for 3-way is good in my book!

That redhead was nice!

I'm hanging in there on my end. Getting a little frustrated, which makes my mind wander a bit!
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:40 PM
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Yeah, 2 SIXes is still a 6 but put them together in a 3 way, is just out of my pay grade!!!
Bang the snot out of that 12.
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:53 PM
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Happily married here for 35 years. I am curious if the women reach out to you on these sites or is it more of a one way street? Glad I'm not in the game!!
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:58 PM
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While I won't be in Florida for 2 more week, I have several on the line. Main one is in Mt. Dora...close to my age but still a great bod and she's still "alive" as she says. Definitely gonna pursue her first. One back up in Ocala simmering on the back burner. A snowbird from Michigan that lives on a Carver docked in Sandford. I'm gonna e all over that one come January! You guys in Florida are SO lucky to have women in shape rather then the corn fed ones we have back in the midwest! it's almost like shootin' fish in a barrel down here!
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Old 11-12-2018, 09:27 AM
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While I won't be in Florida for 2 more week, I have several on the line. Main one is in Mt. Dora...close to my age but still a great bod and she's still "alive" as she says. Definitely gonna pursue her first. One back up in Ocala simmering on the back burner. A snowbird from Michigan that lives on a Carver docked in Sandford. I'm gonna e all over that one come January! You guys in Florida are SO lucky to have women in shape rather then the corn fed ones we have back in the midwest! it's almost like shootin' fish in a barrel down here!
Some of them fish are swimming i a ton of shots
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Old 11-12-2018, 10:16 AM
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I am curious if the women reach out to you on these sites or is it more of a one way street?
On some sites like Bumble the woman has to reach out to you first or you have no way of contacting them. It saves a lot of wading through b.s. on both sides, and I think on average there are higher quality women on Bumble as a result.
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Old 11-12-2018, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Locke N Load View Post
You like playing with fire, huh?
And 6 + 6 / 2 = 3
Yes, yes I do. And you went to public school, didn't you?

Edit: The redhead is also a hairdresser, but studying to be a nurse. I'm like a moth to a flame...
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Old 11-12-2018, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by blaineC View Post
On some sites like Bumble the woman has to reach out to you first or you have no way of contacting them. It saves a lot of wading through b.s. on both sides, and I think on average there are higher quality women on Bumble as a result.
yep hinge is a close second IMO
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Old 11-12-2018, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BOOMER View Post
Happily married here for 35 years. I am curious if the women reach out to you on these sites or is it more of a one way street? Glad I'm not in the game!!
Both. For example, Nurse #1 reached out to me. She lives 4 hours away and wasn't even on my radar. She says I popped up on her search for whatever reason and she can't find anyone where she's from. Who am I to argue with that? Nurse #2 had a picture with parakeets, so I asked if she raised them like my daughter does. Now I don't give a shit about parakeets, but it was a good way to get the conversation going. Always ask a question about something in their profile or make a funny remark if you can. Boring messages don't get replies, yet almost all of the times THEY initiate contact it's with a boring message (i.e. "Hi, how are you?").

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Old 11-12-2018, 02:11 PM
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Just remember if one of her profile pictures is her in front of a gun safe don't ask her about the gun safe
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:13 PM
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Hi guys: This IS the best thread ever! To hear your viewpoint, I'm laughing so hard I have tears...Parakeets? Corn-fed? That photo of the obese "bombshell" omg.

I'm having my much beloved boat re-powered right now, and hope to be in the water in a couple of weeks!

Online dating can be hilarious from the ladies' viewpoint also!

I had some funny meetings before I met my guy.

One guy had some nice photos, stated he was a CFO of a major company. Every pic was a smile, but not a full smile. When we met in person, he was MISSING 3-6 teeth, including the front ones????? Huh? Just wow. I can overlook a lot but HOW DO YOU EAT AND KISS, lol. There was the one guy who asked me to play tennis as our first meeting. He was so involved in showing off his tennis skills, that all I did was pick up the tennis balls he whacked at me with no chance to hit back. No second date for him! He never knew why, lol. There was one guy who was at LEAST 25-30 years older than his pics, and I just wanted to pull out my phone and ask him to explain??? Guys also lie about their age - it never works.

I met my guy on Match 18 months ago --- we had a few dates, then I decided I didn't have the time to go through dozens of first dates. I just didn't tell him he was the only one I was dating, nor did I ask if he was dating others. In about four months, he asked me to be exclusive (even though I was already). I think we were very straight-forward people on our profiles. Family first, beach walks, etc....

Most normal girls (I think I'm normal, we shall see), like it when the man initiates the conversation first, even though we have to weed through a lot to find an email from a good guy. IMHO, putting a salary is just creepy. You can tell by the photos (boats(!!!), kids, pets, sports, beer shacks vs fine dining (I like both), if you are compatible life-style wise. I always offer to split the bill, and I'd say those that don't at least offer, beware!

Happy boating, and happy hunting to the singles on this thread!
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:30 PM
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:37 PM
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Damn it Tori and Marina - where were Y'ALL when I was living in Boca!!!!
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeeBooshay View Post
Damn it Tori and Marina - where were Y'ALL when I was living in Boca!!!!
Fishing..
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:54 PM
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I wish I had the creativity to actuall make this up... sadly - this is my life as I know it today. Put another way... this is my Swan Song.
I have stuff to do instead of reading this thread all night, lol, but I, like others from freaking 2012 (!) are reading non-stop! How can I skip to the 2018 update? Your writing is riveting! And stay away from the Stalker girl! OMG
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Old 11-12-2018, 03:56 PM
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Damn it Tori and Marina - where were Y'ALL when I was living in Boca!!!!
Where were YOU when I was living in Boca 1/2 time? Touché
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:11 PM
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Just remember if one of her profile pictures is her in front of a gun safe don't ask her about the gun safe
Even before I was finished reading the post I was thinking that lol good score
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Old 11-12-2018, 04:23 PM
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Where were YOU when I was living in Boca 1/2 time? Touché
Mikee was back in Texas getting his britches bedazzled. And starched.
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