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Old 09-19-2012, 09:39 AM
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I haven't a clue what GILF or MILF means or T.O.S.B.? BFA, what's that?
BFA in my post = Big Fat Ass...
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:45 AM
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I'm a grocery store man myself, nothing says fresh and as is than a gal at the grocery store. I want them acappella as possible so I know who they are from the inside out as quickly as possible. I can find out a Lot of stuff in a one two minute conversation and they would be no wiser.

Heck when I was really on the move I would not shop for a weeks worth of food at a time, I would shop for what I wanted to eat that evening. Remember the grocery store is busy 7 days a week and at pretty much any hour of the day.

* Oh, and by shopping at given stores you are to some degree shopping for gals from that given areas.....use this tool to your advantage.
Whole Foods Market. By far the BEST place to find quality women
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:47 AM
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Interesting thread, I just bought an F430 last week and am signing separation papers next week!
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:48 AM
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I don't envy you. Good fish are hard to find these days.

Mothers need to start telling their daughters, #1 feature men most want in a woman = not psycho. #2 Not fat!!

Men or pastries...pick one.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:05 AM
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When I got divorced from my first wife a friend set me up with a friend of his gf. I had just bought a brand new loaded F150 so I picked her up in that. The Restaurant was about 10 minutes from her house and the first question she asked was "Is that truck your only vehicle"? Second question, "so, How much do you make annually"? I politely excused my self to use the restroom and circled around to where the Maitre'd was located. I pulled out a 20.00 and told him that in about ten minutes the woman I walked in with would ask him some questions. I told him to give her the 20.00 and call her a cab. She called me about 15 minutes later screaming about something and I hung up on her. My friends gf called me and started giving me the 3rd degree and I let her know what had happened. She laughed and we still tell the story today.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:06 AM
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Good thread, I'll be checking daily. As mentioned, if you can get away with it, post up pics. Good Luck!! Have fun....
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:10 AM
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When I got divorced from my first wife a friend set me up with a friend of his gf. I had just bought a brand new loaded F150 so I picked her up in that. The Restaurant was about 10 minutes from her house and the first question she asked was "Is that truck your only vehicle"? Second question, "so, How much do you make annually"? I politely excused my self to use the restroom and circled around to where the Maitre'd was located. I pulled out a 20.00 and told him that in about ten minutes the woman I walked in with would ask him some questions. I told him to give her the 20.00 and call her a cab. She called me about 15 minutes later screaming about something and I hung up on her. My friends gf called me and started giving me the 3rd degree and I let her know what had happened. She laughed and we still tell the story today.
Awesome...I'm still laughing
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:17 AM
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I need to be careful about the pictures that I post... the Internet is still a pretty small world. I'll do the best I can - but I suspect it will be after that particular "friendship" has run its course.

I'm currently engaged in sparring with someone that CLEARLY has no interest in me what so ever. She's kind of a tough "biker chick" that works as a bartender, a spa consultant, and "a few other gigs." In no way, shape or form is she the right match for me - but I'm just having fun anyway. She hit one of the skirt baits hanging off the outrigger. She ignored me at first - but was powerless against "The internet said we would get along - and the internet has never lied to us right....?"

She then proceeded to point out every contradiction in the way I answered the endless number of questions these sites ask you... specifically - I answered that 1-3 times a month I get rip-roaring drunk. Another question I answered that I have never been drunk. Apparently humor and sarcasm are simply lost on some... Shit - I also answered that I'm a fawking virgin even though I have 2 kids that are part of my profile pictures.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:23 AM
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I made the mistake only one time of meeting someone without her pic posted. Never again. I still rmember her telling me "You won't be disappointed." What a sap I was. I wanted to gouge my eyeballs out. And make sure it is a pic within the last year. I meet her at the bar, and I keep looking at the pic and her walking in the door. My jaw is dropping. Huh, baby, you've put on some ham. Oh, that's my pic from when i got my MBA. Oh, how long ago was that??? I guess about 10-15 years ago. Oh. my God. As far as I'm concerned, no website can stop people form lying. It's an American epidemic right now.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:23 AM
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This whole thread has me in stiches.

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Originally Posted by bumster View Post
Whole Foods Market. By far the BEST place to find quality women
Good advice.

Or try any higher-end neighborhood market.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:24 AM
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This will be fun! I occupied space on some dating sites in the stone age! It was fun! It took my mind off my nasty divorce from my first wife!
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Oh, and the liberals out there! These are Oscama lovers. Be prepared. "I love him"
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by lazyboy48 View Post
This will be fun! I occupied space on some dating sites in the stone age! It was fun! It took my mind off my nasty divorce from my first wife!
This is exactly what I'm doing.
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:45 AM
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One of the things I learned rather fast was how many women on those sites that are scammers. It took me one or two before I realized what they were....not meeting them, just swapping an email or two, then I would see the pattern. After that, I was able to spot them immediately, so I would ALWAYS try to get them to send me naked pictures of themselves. It's amazing how tough that was....
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Originally Posted by Contractor View Post
This whole thread has me in stiches.


Agreed!
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:59 AM
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Oh, and the liberals out there! These are Oscama lovers. Be prepared. "I love him"
Please don't derail this thread with political jabs but if your first e-mail question to any of these broads is, "Who you votin' for in November?", I bet you could save a lot of time deciding whether y'all are gonna get along.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:10 AM
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Blue Chip "BEST of LUCK",this thread is very entertaining.I like the grocery store way to meet women idea myself.At least you will have a real idea of what they actually look like.Meanwhile keep us posted an Pics. coming.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:13 AM
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I will post pics as I can... like I said - it's a small world. I will update with characters, and email transcripts though... perhaps those that definitely won't pan out... nothing wrong with reposting pictures that someone posted of themselves on the intardweb right?

By the way - I have prepared my rebuttal to the girl referenced in post #49... let's call her Trashy Lady for the sake of updates.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Blue Chip View Post
I will post pics as I can... like I said - it's a small world. I will update with characters, and email transcripts though... perhaps those that definitely won't pan out... nothing wrong with reposting pictures that someone posted of themselves on the intardweb right?

By the way - I have prepared my rebuttal to the girl referenced in post #49... let's call her Trashy Lady for the sake of updates.
I hope her husband doesn't see her pic on THT
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