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Old 09-22-2012, 04:51 AM
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Speaking of grocery stores etc.....I have been going to a couple of the weekly farmers markets around here and wow.....Amazing talent. I'm gonna try the Otter in the grocery store with Dean Wormers wife scenario next week....
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:26 AM
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Divorced about 14 years ago I was doing some dating and dated a few women but this one sticks out. We were suppose to meet at a parking lot and then she would ride with me to go out to eat, well she brought her son along which I knew nothing about 11 years old, I think what the hell it's just a meal.
We go into the restaurant and we get our drink order and the boy starts in on me; first comment was "did you like that waitress" she had nice boobies, lol. I nearly feel off the chair laughing and the mom had a shit fit but I couldn't of bought better entertainment. The boy got scolded and it was kind of hit and miss after that.

Well we leave the restaurant and we're heading back to where her car is and at the other end of the parking lot is a Walmart and she says she needs to pick something up would I mind stopping. Well I said yes and we went inside and she heads straight back to the womens section and next was something out of embarrass the hell out of me book Chapter 1. She's looking at the bras and she does reach up under her blouse trick flips her bra around and pulls it off and slips this new one up under her blouse and tries the new bra on, oh shit I thought.

My ex bro-in-law called me earlier and he was at the club trying to get me to come to the club when I told him about this dinner date. Anyways I walked toward the front of the store called him and told him to call me right back I needed a phone call. Well I walk back where she's at and the phone rings, he calls me back I act a little frantic and hangup then ask her can you walk over to her car my buddy just had a wreck and I have to get over there and I take off out of the door never to see that nut again. She did call a few times but I was always busy.

Good Luck but I did find a great one and been married for 12 years this time.

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Old 09-22-2012, 05:36 AM
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Married 26 years....but may end up going down this road at some point.

I appreciate the education.
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Old 09-22-2012, 05:39 AM
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Last night was fairly uneventful - I'm turning up the heat on Underoos to get past this email thing... it's time to start moving with her...

Also - NEWS FLASH.... beeepety, beeep....bbbbeeeeeeppppp....


Bee is in fact a spoon baby (aka: trust fund girl). She gave me her cell number to text her rather than email - a few things stand out. First - she's a fawning moron. Second - she brings no value to any conversation. Third - she's not who I would consider nominating for "Parent of the year" by a long shot. You can tell immediately that she's used to guys falling all over her. She wants to rely on the fact that she's pretty to get through life... that and Daddy's money - which - from the looks of it is loooooonnnnnnggggg money. Sadly - she's so bad at conversation that I don't know if I can keep the battery charged in the defribulator long enough to continue to keep it going... it felt like every other second someone was yelling "GET THE PADDLES!!!! SHOCK EM!!!"

But she's hot and I want to..... um.... meet her in a romantic manner. A few times. So - we'll see where it goes. She said she's going out to the club tonight - she needs a break because being a single parent "is just so hard." Really? You don't work, live off of daddys money, clearly have paid help.... and you're telling ME about how hard it is? Fawk - come walk a mile in my shoes sister... Regardless - I'll see if she will send me any pics when she gets drunk... I love that game!

Be safe today guys!
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:16 AM
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Since there have been a few questions about this...

The short answer is "Yes." I became an Ordained Minister with the exclusive intent to weave it into my life in such a way that will allow me to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex.

The only "guidelines" for this particular Ministry is "to do only that which is right." Leaves a shitload of room for interpretation..... I'll do ALL that is right.....that's for damn sure!
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:18 AM
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Always wanted a girl with more money than I have. You know that saying, you can marry more in 15 minutes than you can make in a lifetime!
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by cgrand View Post
is it really that difficult to meet women the old fashioned way?
For me it was nearly impossible. I worked with people half my age. I don't drink and do the bar scene. I worked weekends, nights and holidays. My passtimes are largely solitary and male dominated. Where was I going to meet a woman? Online dating worked well for me...once I figured it out...I was a slow learner. Maybe I'll tell my stories one day.
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:45 AM
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Bee is a red flag! Be careful! She sounds like one that would trap you! You don't want a phone call a few months down the road.........Blue,this is Bee! Your going to be a daddy! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Old 09-22-2012, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Freeebird View Post
So, you became an ordained minister in order to get laid? Put that on your profile and you'll have women lining up!
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I just read that and thought the same thing. Minister of what? Sheesh!
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Since there have been a few questions about this...

The short answer is "Yes." I became an Ordained Minister with the exclusive intent to weave it into my life in such a way that will allow me to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex.

The only "guidelines" for this particular Ministry is "to do only that which is right." Leaves a shitload of room for interpretation..... I'll do ALL that is right.....that's for damn sure!


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This may get a bit long - but I promise a fun ride!


Alright - so a little background on whats happening...

I am recently single after an 11 year relationship (8-1/2 years of marriage) ended. Wife basically checked out and started doing things that I simply can't tolerate. Longish story - but not for now.
Is now a good time, reverend?

If you can justify becoming an ordained minister "to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex", I can't imagine what your ex-wife could have done that wouldn't fit in with your "morals". You better hope the wrong person doesn't see this thread, and I'm not just talking about those women whose photos you've posted.

Yeah, this thread was a fun ride until I happened across the other thread where you said you were an ordained minister, but now it's just... weird. Your response to my initial question was bizarre. So go ahead guys and blast me for pissing on your pussy party, but damn. No wonder single women think most guys are assholes.

I'm done preaching now.

Amen.
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Old 09-22-2012, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Freeebird View Post
Is now a good time, reverend?

If you can justify becoming an ordained minister "to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex", I can't imagine what your ex-wife could have done that wouldn't fit in with your "morals". You better hope the wrong person doesn't see this thread, and I'm not just talking about those women whose photos you've posted.

Yeah, this thread was a fun ride until I happened across the other thread where you said you were an ordained minister, but now it's just... weird. Your response to my initial question was bizarre. So go ahead guys and blast me for pissing on your pussy party, but damn. No wonder single women think most guys are assholes.

I'm done preaching now.

Amen.
Yeah, Blue probably shouldn't have mentioned that tidbit. It screams desperate.
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Old 09-22-2012, 08:14 AM
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So what if he became a minister Doesn't change a damn thing for me. This is still the best thread I've read in some time. Don't worry bout the naysayers Blue. I'm sure I'm not alone in waiting impatiently for the next installment. thanks for the fun so far.
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I'm with you dude!
The tread did start out fun...

My GF read this thread and without quoting everything she said, she did say "his ex is better off".

BC,
With all the GD's you sling, I'm curious, Did you attend the Rev. Jeremiah Wright school of Divinity?
Well, he did say he does all the "Wright" things.
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Originally Posted by north coast View Post
So what if he became a minister Doesn't change a damn thing for me. This is still the best thread I've read in some time. Don't worry bout the naysayers Blue. I'm sure I'm not alone in waiting impatiently for the next installment. thanks for the fun so far.
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Old 09-22-2012, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Freeebird View Post
Is now a good time, reverend?

If you can justify becoming an ordained minister "to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex", I can't imagine what your ex-wife could have done that wouldn't fit in with your "morals". You better hope the wrong person doesn't see this thread, and I'm not just talking about those women whose photos you've posted.

Yeah, this thread was a fun ride until I happened across the other thread where you said you were an ordained minister, but now it's just... weird. Your response to my initial question was bizarre. So go ahead guys and blast me for pissing on your pussy party, but damn. No wonder single women think most guys are assholes.

I'm done preaching now.

Amen.
I'll drink to that! Now I gotta go pour me one...
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Originally Posted by Blue Chip View Post
Since there have been a few questions about this...

The short answer is "Yes." I became an Ordained Minister with the exclusive intent to weave it into my life in such a way that will allow me to better gain the perceived trust and adoration of the opposite sex.

The only "guidelines" for this particular Ministry is "to do only that which is right." Leaves a shitload of room for interpretation..... I'll do ALL that is right.....that's for damn sure!
Was pretty much checking in just to follow this thread up to this point. But after the above quote I'm UNsubscribed
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Ya stepped in a big ole pile of crap now blue.

See the christian conservatives are on board with you banging skanks and whores to get through a tough time in your life but you can't bring god into mix.

Cause that's, errrr, immoral or something.
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Old 09-22-2012, 09:05 AM
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Funny, the things that get some peoples panties in a twist.

I feel the need to add to this. Dating is a game and you do what you need to get what it is you are ultimately searching for. Dont think for a minute that all of the women on a dating site are being honest or that they have anyone's interests but their own in mind. Sure, some are honest but a lot of them are looking to satisfy only themselves. I'm curious, How many of you god loving conservative Christians are subscribed to the Ass thread and are constantly looking at pics of another mans wife or GF and then making smart ass comments about her? Lighten up
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Blue, Please continue with your observations
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Blue, Please continue with your observations
what he said.
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Yep.... Good luck tight lines and keep fishing.... Also the go-pro is a must!
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