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Old 07-22-2012, 10:48 AM
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Just because you can't walk doesn't mean you can't stand. I've been there.
Old 07-22-2012, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by t3rockhall View Post
Just because you can't walk doesn't mean you can't stand. I've been there.
It's a joke old man. Pull the stick out of your rear.
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It's a joke old man. Pull the stick out of your rear.
I realize it's supposed to be a joke. You should realize it isn't.
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God works in mysterious ways......................
Old 07-22-2012, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by t3rockhall View Post
I realize it's supposed to be a joke. You should realize it isn't.

You missed the part about pulling the stick out of your rear. Lighten up Francis, life is too short to be such a bitter old man.
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Sounds like a joke to me.
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Looks like a AWD lawsuit.
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She might have a fine tail, those horrible pants don't do her any justice. I am assuming those are pants and she isn't experiencing an Olympic sized wedgie.
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It might be the depends getting in the way. I agree though, sans depends and baggie pants there might be a fine tail under there. Either way, wheelchair be damned, she is getting to that top shelf!
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It wouldn't be funny if it was you who couldn't reach your favorite booze, I've been there. Then my buddy grabbed the bottle off the counter and sat on the floor with me and helped me get the cap off.
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You're right might not be able to walk, but can stand. At least it's not a powered wheelchair.
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Originally Posted by baypro21 View Post
It wouldn't be funny if it was you who couldn't reach your favorite booze, I've been there. Then my buddy grabbed the bottle off the counter and sat on the floor with me and helped me get the cap off.

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