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Old 03-16-2005, 02:23 PM
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Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

CROP DUSTING - Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....

Prairie Dogging - When something loud happens in a cube farm, causing heads to pop up over the walls trying to see what’s going on.

Glazing - Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. “Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you’ve just made a terrible error.

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, - Sorry, I will learn to watch my language -s over everything and then leaves.

Under Mouse Arrest - Getting busted for violating an online service’s rule of conduct. “Sorry I couldn’t get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest.”

Blamestorming - A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.


Old 03-16-2005, 08:11 PM
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Assmosis!!




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