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Old 07-13-2012, 08:40 AM
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I'll start with yes, I love my wife. Now for the story. This AM we lingered in bed for a while and then I got up and went to the kitchen to get my big mug of coffee. I returned to the bedroom to sit in bed to drink the coffee and visit with my wife. I was naked at this point. She grabbed the sheet with her outstretched arm and pulled it back like Dracula pulling his cape. I sat with my back against the headboard and she pulled the sheet back up with the same motion. Only problem was that she hit the coffee mug that I was holding over you know what. I screamed first as the VERY hot coffee splattered all over my mid section. She screamed too but the screaming really didn't help. All we could think of was suing Mcdonalds. Man, that hurt. Thankfully it didn't last too long. I got an old towel and dried/wiped myself, put it on the bed to soak up what spilled there, and sat down to drink the coffee. She couldn't apologize enough. What a start to a day.
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And NEVER fry bacon naked!!!
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Old 07-13-2012, 08:56 AM
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Or step on a George Forman grill
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And NEVER fry bacon naked!!!




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Old 07-13-2012, 09:01 AM
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Did she offer to kiss it and make it feel better
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Old 07-13-2012, 10:58 AM
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So, did you always take cream with your coffee?
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Old 07-13-2012, 11:17 AM
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Glad to see no one said this thread is worthless with out pics.
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:39 PM
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Did she kiss the boo boo to make it better??
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:47 PM
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I never drink coffee in bed but somehow I always manage to spill the cream all over the sheets
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:52 PM
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If she buys you a new boat you can keep her, after all she almost sunk your ship.
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Now that right there is funny. I dont care who you are.
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