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Old 06-01-2012, 01:31 PM
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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !
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Old 06-01-2012, 01:44 PM
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Those Islamic extremists are so dedicated to their religion, they would probably pull a lawn chair next to you and ask for one of those beers.
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:12 PM
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Done - I have set up my telescope by the music room window and have beer, popcorn, and doughnuts on the ready, as well as the camera and telephoto lense.

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Old 06-03-2012, 06:31 AM
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Well... It's not like thay have a Pope to grant an Indulgence.
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