Notices

Who can I sue?

Old 06-01-2012, 10:59 AM
  #1  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
Thread Starter
 
Me Tarzan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 704
Default Who can I sue?

Tarzan has been trying to get ran over, burned, traumatized and beat up for years now to no avail! What does Tarzan have do to get a break, or broken bone? Tarzan is ready to join all the other Yellow Fins out in the slop and chop. Any guidance on how you acquired your ships appreciated... Nobody seems to want to grease Tarzan's grapevine.
Me Tarzan is offline  
Old 06-01-2012, 11:32 AM
  #2  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: West of my Right mind...
Posts: 4,273
Default

Suggest you talk to Chetta about your problem....she should be able to speak your language and offer you some good pointers.........!!!!
Uncas is offline  
Old 06-01-2012, 11:40 AM
  #3  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
Thread Starter
 
Me Tarzan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 704
Default

Hmmm.... Tarzan will keep eye out for this "Chetta"...
Me Tarzan is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 05:27 AM
  #4  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: NoneYa
Posts: 4,507
Default

Tarzan still swinging with the Boy? Maybe he can be your cabin boy on the 42 foot Hatteras
That wont beat poor Tarzan up.
Mr. Paul is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 06:44 AM
  #5  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: North Palm Beach, FL
Posts: 8,461
Default

You live in a jungle. Where you gonna float a Yellowfin?
OReely is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 05:09 PM
  #6  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 741
Default

Go get hurt at Disneyworld. Most are settled out of court for big $$$$.
It doesn't get better than that

Go find a defective vine to swing on.....
kaptharv is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 05:51 PM
  #7  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
Thread Starter
 
Me Tarzan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 704
Default

Originally Posted by kaptharv View Post
Go get hurt at Disneyworld. Most are settled out of court for big $$$$.
It doesn't get better than that

Go find a defective vine to swing on.....
Tarzan like. Wallyworld much closer though.
Me Tarzan is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 05:54 PM
  #8  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: 843
Posts: 956
Default

Actually, I think you can sue someone for not being able to get ran over, burned, traumatized or beat up...thats how it works, right?
SCSaltwater is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 06:00 PM
  #9  
Senior MemberCaptains Club Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Clearwater Beach FL
Posts: 6,444
Default

Originally Posted by Me Tarzan View Post
Tarzan like. Wallyworld much closer though.
thats funny right there I don't care who you are.

Step in front of a garbage truck they have good insurance. I will help you on and off the new boat when you get it.
grouperkng is offline  
Old 06-02-2012, 06:40 PM
  #10  
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Great State of Florida
Posts: 1,028
Default

Who the hell talks in third person?

And what the hell is your question tree hugger?
FINNally is offline  
Old 06-03-2012, 05:43 AM
  #11  
Admirals Club Admiral's Club Member
Thread Starter
 
Me Tarzan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Texas
Posts: 704
Default

Originally Posted by SCSaltwater View Post
Actually, I think you can sue someone for not being able to get ran over, burned, traumatized or beat up...thats how it works, right?
That is pure genius.

Originally Posted by FINNally View Post
Who the hell talks in third person?

And what the hell is your question tree hugger?
Tarzan no bead sucking hippie.
Me Tarzan is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off


Thread Tools
Search this Thread