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Old 05-27-2012, 02:09 PM
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http://www.hornady.com/store/40-S-and-W-165-gr-ZMAX



Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on…ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!
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Originally Posted by nate. View Post
http://www.hornady.com/store/40-S-and-W-165-gr-ZMAX



Disclaimer: Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on…ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that's not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!
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No its actually sad that a disclamer like that is nessisary. I have a box but i intend to use them during the apocalypse.
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I need some. We have a few zombies hanging around the neighborhood.
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Now I was in Buffalo yesterday for a short and I would almost say I saw a couple of Zombies walking around dragging their knuckles. I can't be positive for sure, but my hunch says oh yeah they were zombies.
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Originally Posted by Garett View Post
Now I was in Buffalo yesterday for a short and I would almost say I saw a couple of Zombies walking around dragging their knuckles. I can't be positive for sure, but my hunch says oh yeah they were zombies.
Buffalo indeed has a lot of Zombies.....
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Expands nicely:
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Nothing to do with Zombies but I think I still have the best disclaimer out there.

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I like this one. http://kneebeau.com/jacksonalehouse/...e-Images/2.jpg

Located at the summit of jackson hole ski resort. For those that don't ski or haven't been, it's a pretty serious mountain with some extreme terrain AND open gates at the top which means you can legally leave the resort boundary and ski "out of bounds." A very rare treat compared to most US ski resorts. A responsibility not to be taken lightly.

"“Our mountain is like nothing you have skiied before...”
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I wonder what kind of disclaimer Hornady can put on their Critical Defense Ammo

http://www.thehulltruth.com/dockside...n-problem.html

"We guarantee our critical defense ammo to function when needed (most of the time)."

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