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Old 05-22-2012, 04:11 PM
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Umm yeah.... I probably shouldn't have told the wife her meatloaf sucks!
Old 05-22-2012, 04:26 PM
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You just took one to the jugular man!

Old 05-23-2012, 05:48 AM
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An Ethiopian with a piece of rice caught in his throat....
Old 05-23-2012, 06:03 AM
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She's truely a pain in the neck
Old 05-23-2012, 06:13 AM
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You call that a piercing??
Old 05-23-2012, 06:13 AM
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As soon as we leave the ER, we are stopping by to pick up a few powerball tickets...
Old 05-23-2012, 06:17 AM
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It amazing what you have to do sometimes to get your point across.
Old 05-23-2012, 07:27 AM
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If I pull it out will you suck the poison?
Old 05-23-2012, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Blythe1022 View Post
If I pull it out will you suck the poison?
Dr. say's your gonna die....
Old 05-23-2012, 07:44 PM
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Don't worry we'll get the arrow out but its now quite clear he's contracted a terminal case of Dumbasstupidiot, ....I'm sorry.
Old 05-23-2012, 07:47 PM
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Don't tell my mom...
Old 05-24-2012, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Kickin A View Post
Don't tell my mom...
That was pretty much me and my twin brother while growing up. More him than me, he was a crazy bastard. If I had a nickle for all the times I tried to tell him what ever he was gonna try was not a good idea and that he shouldn't, I'd be rich. He was like a perpetual train wreck, you didn't want to watch but you couldn't help yourself. It got to the point I'd tell anybody around hey watch this, but you might want to take a couple steps back first. To this day, coming up on 53, I'm amazed he's still alive.
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Doctor: "OK sir... the good news is that it went in and out.... and clogged sinuses will not be a problem for your breathing from now on"
Old 05-24-2012, 09:14 AM
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Body piercing, Russian style......!!!!
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It's nothing.... just a flesh wound.... a mere scratch...................
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Doctor: "So.....tell me...exactly why is there an apple glued to your head?"
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"it's gonna take twice as much vodka to get buzz now"
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I swallowed a toothpick !

Bowties are back in style !

Hey honey... will you help me get this splinter out ?

I didn't know it was loaded !
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" I guess I shouldn't have told her I was voting for Scott Brown"
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Honestly, I was sure it wasn't loaded.

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