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Old 04-18-2012, 11:13 AM
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Scent of Apple: MacBook Pro fragrance created


A unique fragrance – the scent of a newly purchased Apple product being opened for the first time – has been created ...

The scent created with Air Aroma for Greatest Hits encompasses the smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, the printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and, of course, the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory in China.

The creation process included suppliers in the South of France sending over samples of fragrances with the aromas of glue, plastic, rubber and paper. ...

To complete the fragrance they observed the unboxing of a new Apple computer to source fragrance samples. ...


http://www.macworld.com.au/news/scen...created-50991/
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Eau de Libturd? Parfum de Rotten Blossom? Get a Jobs?
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Apple products should have a scent that smells like ass.
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Apple stock has the scent of money, and it's heading for 750 - 800. Eau de profit.
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Originally Posted by t3rockhall View Post
Apple stock has the scent of money, and it's heading for 750 - 800. Eau de profit.
Actually Apple stock took a pretty good dump this week. Maybe people are waking up? Naaaaaahh.

I say it smells like --- "Koolaid"
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I say it smells like --- "Koolaid"


Apple Kool-Aid to go into mass distribution
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$$$$$$$$$$ for cheap chinese crap; most loyal, but dumbest customers out there......
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$$$$$$$$$$ for cheap chinese crap; most loyal, but dumbest customers out there......
Oh yea!! As opposed to my big name Malaysian PCs and MP3 players that are sitting on a shelf, totally unusable. All of which have been replaced by Apple products that have been outperforming everything to date. What silly sheep we are. Perhaps when you tire of the constant security patch and software updates by PC platforms, you'll become dumb too.
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Oh yea!! As opposed to my big name Malaysian PCs and MP3 players that are sitting on a shelf, totally unusable. All of which have been replaced by Apple products that have been outperforming everything to date. What silly sheep we are. Perhaps when you tire of the constant security patch and software updates by PC platforms, you'll become dumb too.

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Baaaahhhh-baaaaaahhhhh. Lookee what I can do with one button! Durrrrrr.

I assume, like my dead-brained brother, you haven't read that Apple products are now susceptible to being targeted by hackers just because they can?

Really, sharky... get with the program. Over 600,000 Apple computers have been taken over and are just waiting for Gort to tell them to start screaming over and over "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porn!!!!" Truth.
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Originally Posted by Dulcecita Lures View Post
Baaaahhhh-baaaaaahhhhh. Lookee what I can do with one button! Durrrrrr.

I assume, like my dead-brained brother, you haven't read that Apple products are now susceptible to being targeted by hackers just because they can?

Really, sharky... get with the program. Over 600,000 Apple computers have been taken over and are just waiting for Gort to tell them to start screaming over and over "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porn!!!!" Truth.
I choose to ignore the less significant portions of your less than mature reply, so I'll keep to the part that has at least some validity. The few Apple products that are susceptible to this new strain of virus pales in comparison to the number of PC products that have fallen do to a number of maladies ranging from viruses, to something as simple as leaving it plugged in too long, when are you haters going to accept the fact that Apple product are simply superior to you Windows based units. I'm beginning to think you're just pissed that you shot yourself in the foot by knocking Apple from the beginning, and now you'll look like the tool you are if you suddenly jump the fence. I say to Hell with people's opinion of you, make the switch now, the simplicity of it is wonderful.
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$$$$$$$$$$ for cheap chinese crap; most loyal, but dumbest customers out there......
I'm still amazed at the Apple haters. If you don't like them fine. Don't bash the one's who like owning them. Where was your computer, TV made? Some of you really need to get a freaking life..............
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Originally Posted by FASTFJR View Post
I'm still amazed at the Apple haters. If you don't like them fine. Don't bash the one's who like owning them. Where was your computer, TV made? Some of you really need to get a freaking life..............

So, what is your suggestion of a name for the next level of Apple-stupid? ;?
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when are you haters going to accept the fact that Apple product are simply superior to you Windows based units.
And, with those two words right there, you just proved the reason myself and millions of others cannot stand Apple products and their users - they have a bloated sense of self-worth and a SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!!

It's a damned computer. Get over it. It doesn't make you any smarter, better looking, or more elite than other computers. It does however, make you part of a cult that's subject to lots of ridicule.
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It doesn't make you any smarter, better looking, or more elite than other computers.
My Samsung droid phone absolutely gives me those qualities


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Originally Posted by sharktripper View Post
Oh yea!! As opposed to my big name Malaysian PCs and MP3 players that are sitting on a shelf, totally unusable. All of which have been replaced by Apple products that have been outperforming everything to date. What silly sheep we are. Perhaps when you tire of the constant security patch and software updates by PC platforms, you'll become dumb too.
Oh yeah.
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... the reason myself and millions of others cannot stand Apple products and their users ...

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Originally Posted by Dulcecita Lures View Post
And, with those two words right there, you just proved the reason myself and millions of others cannot stand Apple products and their users - they have a bloated sense of self-worth and a SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!!

It's a damned computer. Get over it. It doesn't make you any smarter, better looking, or more elite than other computers. It does however, make you part of a cult that's subject to lots of ridicule.
Apple products don't make me superior by any means, they just make my life a little easier. I'm just sick of the problems i run into with other products. I have to ask though, Why is it that people like you even care what other people choose to use in their lives? Must be nice to have nothing else to bitch about. And, for what it's worth, It's not a damned computer, It's a damned GOOD computer!
I love my APPLE products because their better than anything else out there, (as of now). If Walmart made computers, phones and such, better than Apple, I would switch in a minute.
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The *only* reason I care is that YOU obviously care. Every post you makes just proves my point about Apple users even further. Kind of like Ron Paul supporters -- absolute blind loyalty.

Hey, I really don't care what you use. Kind of like arguing over what brand of toilet paper is the best. Or whether Ford or Chevy makes a better truck. Or Bud Light vs. Coors Light. At the end of the day, what does it matter? If it makes you happy, so be it.

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