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Old 03-07-2012, 03:45 PM
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And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

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My last post on a thead about Dogs VS. Women jokes got me a warning from the moderator. I'll not let ya'll get me banned from this site as I have to much to learn. But trust me I am LMAO at what I would have told you.
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My last post on a thead about Dogs VS. Women jokes got me a warning from the moderator. I'll not let ya'll get me banned from this site as I have to much to learn. But trust me I am LMAO at what I would have told you.
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Problem is.... my girl loves guns,boats and fishing as much as I do.
And she can tell some nasty jokes.
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Problem is.... my girl loves guns,boats and fishing as much as I do.
And she can tell some nasty jokes.
And thats just the ones she lets you hear her tell.
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When I first read your post, I thought "you're trying to get Wendy in trouble".

BTW, Wendy, if you want to post W/O censorship, buy a wheel and visit the boys in the Sandbar!
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Originally Posted by davedowneast View Post
When I first read your post, I thought "you're trying to get Wendy in trouble".

BTW, Wendy, if you want to post W/O censorship, buy a wheel and visit the boys in the Sandbar!
maybe one day

I had to edit my post because I didn't like the way that sounded. I mean I'll support the site and buy the wheel but I'm not itching to get in the sandbar just yet.
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Originally Posted by davedowneast View Post
When I first read your post, I thought "you're trying to get Wendy in trouble".

BTW, Wendy, if you want to post W/O censorship, buy a wheel and visit the boys in the Sandbar!
Mrs Rodbndr says... Sounds like a Litter Box... Wendy.... Be carefull! You may never come back.
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Originally Posted by davedowneast View Post
When I first read your post, I thought "you're trying to get Wendy in trouble".

BTW, Wendy, if you want to post W/O censorship, buy a wheel and visit the boys in the Sandbar!
I guess I missed Wendys post, I'll have to look it up and see whatz left of it
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