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Old 03-05-2012, 07:21 PM
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Default Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.


4. A dog's parents never
visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
"If I died, would you get another dog?"


9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



To test this theory:


Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.




















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Old 03-05-2012, 09:44 PM
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If there is a woman at the front door yelling to come in and a dog at the back door barking to come in - which one do you let in?








the dog, of course. It will stop barking when you let it in.
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Go feed your dogs a hot dog and see if he'll suck the weiner.
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Originally Posted by Nasty Wendy View Post
Go feed your dogs a hot dog and see if he'll suck the weiner.
With all the money saved by having only a dog, one can afford to pay to have it done right.














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Lmao.
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Originally Posted by Nasty Wendy View Post
Go feed your dogs a hot dog and see if he'll suck the weiner.
LMAO.........Go lock the wife and the dog in the trunk and when you open the trunk see which one is happy to see you and quickly shoot the other one
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Dogs or women?




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Originally Posted by Nasty Wendy View Post
Go feed your dogs a hot dog and see if he'll suck the weiner.
LOL, I was thinking I might have to clean up some of my posts now that we have a lady here. But something tells me I am wrong.
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Default amen to dogs and cats

ist wife ran off with man that ran boat landind, after 17 years best thing ever happened, 2 wife was mentally crazy, ive learned the curing effect of feline and chi wa wa affection14 cats, 7 chi wa was,2 boats 1 harley 49olds street rod, women need not apply, still look, want no more, at my age they are as ugly as me
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A warning PM was sent. I'm not going to delete it because it has been quoted too many times.
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Almost enough innuendo to let it pass.

Still, it was funny! (I realize that's not the point)

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