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Old 02-27-2012, 04:33 PM
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LMAO..........There's some very lame questions that go on in here. But should I get Charmin or I hear there's some with aloe-vera - what would you suggest???
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Old 02-27-2012, 04:35 PM
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The stuff that takes the stink away....

Or move to the mideast and you get to use your paw...
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if your going offshore I would recomend geeting two rolls.
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Corn cobs. Be a man, dammit!
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go green, recycle your sears n roebuck catalog or phone book in a ..uhm...pinch
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Marketing works. I buy the one with the Golden retriever puppy on the front of the package. Couldn't even tell ya which brand it is.
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Do you have a butt like a bear?
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Old 02-27-2012, 05:06 PM
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Marketing works. I buy the one with the Golden retriever puppy on the front of the package. Couldn't even tell ya which brand it is.
And not the one with the bear sh***ng in the woods?

Personally, I always thought that commercial kinda answered that age old question, does a bear s**t in the woods? Well yeah, but they use some really fluffy TP, or perhaps a nearby bunny rabbit to wipe their butts! I mean, who knew?
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As long as it is soft
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Maybe charmin, I hear the ladies love something they can snuggle and squeeze.
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This is what I use

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Old 02-27-2012, 05:34 PM
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Flushable wipes...if they are tender enough for a baby..then they are good enough for me.
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Originally Posted by WATERDOG91 View Post
Flushable wipes...if they are tender enough for a baby..then they are good enough for me.
Made that move a few years ago.... Best thing I have ever done
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Old 02-27-2012, 05:45 PM
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Soon we'll all be getting the same stuff,30 Grit, with our
Government Cheese bitching how rough it is,life and the TP,
while listening to Government Mule and the All Brass Band
whose instruments were melted down for ammo.
Now it's washboard,spoons,sticks and a whistler.
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Originally Posted by WATERDOG91 View Post
Flushable wipes...if they are tender enough for a baby..then they are good enough for me.
Be careful and don't do what a THT member did years ago. There was a thread on here when this forum just got started about a guy who accidently did the deed with a Clorox wipe. Apparently his wife left the two containers close to each other. He said he got his pants off but not his shirt or socks before he could get into the shower. It was one of the funniest threads ever on here.
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The kind that doesn't rip when you use it.
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Whatever you do don't buy that garsh darned John Wayne toilet paper..........










It's rough and tough and doesn't take any shit!
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:20 PM
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How's this go???? Take one sheet of your favorite brand, put your middle finger through the center of it and clean your butt with it, than wipe your finger with the sheet.
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:24 PM
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Never stop at South Of The Boarder to buy Fire Works and Toilet paper.
;? ............
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Old 02-27-2012, 06:34 PM
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