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Old 02-21-2012, 02:20 PM
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This is not a personal health issue or anything like that but has to do with a client of my drug testing business and a question they asked of me. If you are a medical MD, could you PM me and let me ask a question? Sorry to be vague but it isn't appropriate to give details here. Just looking for a little help. Thanks.
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:32 PM
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So you want to beat a drug test do yah?
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:15 PM
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Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee......................does that look infected to you?
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:28 PM
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Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee......................does that look infected to you?

Is 'it' turning crusty black???
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You definitely came to the right place.
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:34 PM
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You definitely came to the right place.

Hey, I'm a J.D. will that work for you and I know a lot about drugs vicariously, that is.
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Originally Posted by Schmaltz~Herring View Post
drugs vicariously

One of the most underrated bands of all time.



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Old 02-21-2012, 08:29 PM
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So you want to beat a drug test do yah?
Not really, I am the tester!

I knew I was opening myself up here but oh well. Good for comic relief I guess.
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:46 PM
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Old 02-22-2012, 04:59 AM
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:15 AM
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Would someone on here go ahead and PM Jags, tell him yer a Dr; then tell the rest of us what the hell is going on..???

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I am from Maryand.
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:50 AM
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I am from Maryand.




OK, you are from Mary and WHO???? Joseph???
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Maryland = MD
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If the urine sample is green, don't touch it.
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I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
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Old 02-22-2012, 08:14 AM
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Hey doc, it appears I have this arm starting to grow out the side of my head, is this normal?
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Hey Doc, this...."friend" (yeah, that's the ticket!) got this girl knocked up and ......
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:50 AM
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Did your drug test reveil that you are pregnant again? You need to borrow different pee next time and have a talk with the girlfriend.
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