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Old 02-01-2005, 07:31 PM
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Hey Tireless.... I had to come to ATL to check up on my little job going on in ATL called Atlantic Station....anyhoo, my travel agent put me up in the JW....never been in this one before...nice place...I spent some time in the bar this evening..... reading the USA Today and other pre-teen periodicals, when I noticed that there were a number of East European gals in the bar.....I struck up a conversation with a few and they said they were here on business.....but I could not understand why they would need to stay here when they all said they lived in the same apartment in Snellville.....anyhoo, I asked one what her name was and she said "what do you want it to be?".....I have been in Europe many times, but i have never heard of this "custom" it was all very confusing....they asked me if i wanted to buy them a drink...I said, sure, why not, I am on the expense account and all... so, after a few rounds, the one gal with the very blonde hair asked me if I wanted a date.....I said no thank you, they give me the winds....she looked confused....I tell you what, some cultures are just different than others........
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Mr. C. Asscracker,

She was confused because she thought dates were the ones that provide relief in the lower tract.

Oops, my bad. Those are prunes.


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Old 02-01-2005, 09:55 PM
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The kids call me Cracker.......
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Cool.



But, really, I think it was your nom de plume what done it to her.

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Actually, it was my pen name......
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If that's the case, then I guess it's true-- what Sir Lancelot said to Gwenevier . . .



"The penis mightier than the sword."




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Old 02-01-2005, 10:37 PM
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If I was a porn star, my name would be Sir Lance-A-Lot..........











but, now it is just Sir Spank-A-Lot.........
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I believe those girls were were the Yamaha service department. Obviously they wanted you to purchase their wares.
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Sorry Cracker......I was stuttering last night......I wanted you to know that the JWM is a transvestite bar......Did you see the movie the "Crying Game&quot.....
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