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Old 12-10-2011, 10:38 PM
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Default JUST in time for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep - it IS just in time for Christmas … it’s HANG-A-MAJIGGER

For the man (or woman) who “has everything” – alMOST!

HANG-A-MAJIGGER is the ORIGINAL home/auto/boat/anytime repair “tool”! No assembly required, no mess to clean up, and easy to store – use it right out of the exquisite packaging!

Developed by Skankney Industries (formerly “Skankney’s Used Cars and Imports”) after many years of R&D, field testing, and consumer feedback by inventor/CEO Del “The Deal” Skankney, Del is noted for his lifelong dedication to helping others “simplify” their lives through ergonomics and selling a LOT of product!

Del’s career achievements include copyrighting the word “is”, heavily investing in dirt from his pig and goat farms, and advising Edsel NOT to put the transmission shift buttons on the HORN area! He was also involved in designing the fan belt for the Corvair, and advised Ford NOT to put V-8’s in the Mustangs.



Finally, THIS is the answer to ANY “hang-ups” you may have!

- *Use it to hang clothing, ties, belts, etc.
- *Use it to operate wall switches
- Use it to entertain pets
- Use it to strengthen those rusted out safety/tow chains
- Use it to tie knots
- *Use it to attach “bling” to your rear view mirror
- Us it to perform magic tricks for family and friends
- *Use it as a key chain
- *Use it to decorate those unsightly doorknobs
- *Use it to organize those loose pencils and pens
- Use it in the special “shoelace mode”
- Use it to keep those family and friends safe that run with scissors
- *Use it to keep those pesky glasses from falling off your face
- Use it to light candles
- Use it to clean pet nostrils/ears/navels
- *Use it to unstop the sink
- *Use it to hang the toilet brush
- *Use it to walk your favorite pet
- *Use it to hang your favorite fishing rods
- * Use it to tow another boat
- *Use it to hang a hanger!



Literally THOUSANDS of uses – many of which WE don’t even know about!

Made in the U.S. (assembled in Panama) from simulated STAINLESS STEEL and the finest Peruvian PIMA COTTON – HANG-A-MAJIGGER will last a LONG, LONG time – we’ve got over 500,000 of them in our warehouse to PROVE it! Available in SEVERAL colors (depending on available dye) AND, a convenient 12” length!

Customer testimonials …

Bob in PA – “I really don’t know WHAT the he** to say about this?”

Sally in FL – “Use ‘em all the time for cleaning my ears out.”

Chris in RI – “Huh?”

Garett in Canada – “I’ve seen something similar before and have tried MANY times to duplicate such a wonderful product in my shop, but without success. It’s just indescribable.”

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - order TODAY for that “special” Christmas surprise for the wife (looks GREAT on pierced ears, too!)!

Sorry, no COD’s – cash in advance (unmarked $20’s) or credit card, only!

Only $19.95 per pack of 20 + S & H ($29.95)!

NOT sold in stores (this way)! NOT available on TV, either! Buy DIRECT and SAVE!

CALL TODAY – an operator is standing (uhh … sitting, actually) by! Call 1(800)555-55555 and ask for “Mel” (Del’s twin brother).



That’s 1(800)555-55555! CALL NOW!!! That’s 1(800)555-55555!

Again, that’s 1(800)555-55555!

Call 1(800)555-55555 TODAY!

DISCLAIMER: Over or excessive use of this product may cause runny nose, constipation, diarrhea, bankruptcy, indigestion, divorce, and claustrophobia – or, possibly, ALL of these - AT ONCE! Do not allow product to come in contact with skin for more than 4 consecutive seconds. Not FDA approved, nor UL listed, nor in Better Housekeeping, or Garden Beautiful. Not available in CA, NYC, or Bolivia. And DON’T stick ‘em in a d**n ELECTRICAL OUTLET!

Dealer inquiries welcomed!

Remember – the next time someone asks you, “How’s it hangin’?”, just say

HANG-A-MAJIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


‘Ya’ll call,
Del
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Old 12-11-2011, 05:12 AM
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Good stuff! Did you pick that tie up at Rudy's Antique Boutique? And is that a gray "Executive" trench coat I see in the other closet photo?

You are STYLIN'

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Technology, you just can't stop it!
What will they think of next?



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Hey BruceBruce,

You need some serious help with yer tie selection.




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Love the toilet brush on the shower curtain rod... much easier to reach when you want to wash your back.
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Originally Posted by SimonFL View Post
Love the toilet brush on the shower curtain rod... much easier to reach when you want to wash your back.
or your tooth!!!


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I'm afraid to think what happens if one of those things are around when you go to take a pee . . . . . . .

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