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Old 12-10-2011, 10:52 AM
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"The fact of the matter is"

"Git R Done"

"To make a long story short"

"Whats his face"
Old 12-10-2011, 10:55 AM
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"It can't be done"

Drives me nuts. Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by someone doing it.
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Originally Posted by badcrazy View Post
At work, we play bulls**t bingo, aka buzzword bingo. Everyone gets a card with these types of terms and phrases and when he speaker at a meeting says one on your card, and you fill up a line, you win! (Of course you are supposed to stand up an holler "bulls**t!)

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/te...010220238.aspx
That's a riot! I worked in a corporate atmoshere for 25 years and used to gag at some of the bullshit phrases and catch words people used. Never thought of making a game out of it. Damn...look at all the fun I missed.

What's cool is that when you are marking off your blocks on the card you actually look like you are taking notes which is a always a good thing to look you're doing.
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Sr vs Jr

Hands against the wall, feet back and spread em.

SIR! DROP YOUR WEAPON!!!!!

I was looking for a job when I got this one!...(What the hell is that suppose to mean?)

They need to pay their "Fair Share"

Somebody's gotta pay for my babies!!!!

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

We just made filing your taxes easier, here's 350 more rules.

Change

Green






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Old 12-10-2011, 08:24 PM
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Near miss.

If two (or more) planes, or cars, or anything..almost hit, isn't that a "near hit"?
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"ATM Machine"
"It is what it is"
"I'm hanging in there"
"That won't work"
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Originally Posted by tdk72 View Post
"my bad"
x10
Old 12-10-2011, 10:14 PM
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'The fact of the matter is ...', usually uttered when the respondent has no defensible position whatever!
Old 12-11-2011, 03:02 AM
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"Keep it real."
Old 12-11-2011, 04:22 AM
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"I'm not trying to be a dick, but..." Well then stop talking cause you're about to be a dick.

"I'm not trying to tell you how to do you job but...." Well then once again, shut up because I don't care how you would do it.
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That was a little pitchy to me dawg. (Randy on American idol)
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Originally Posted by chauzer View Post
i'll facebook you. are you on facebook? i read it on facebook. like us on facebook!!
look! so and so posted pictures of their brand new prius on facebook and they called it their new baby! good god people can we let the facebook thing die?! nobody cares if you got your christmas decorations up or took your kids to school. this isn't life altering information.
Can I post this to facebook

That would be another one
Old 12-11-2011, 05:03 AM
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Any phrase with the word zombie in it.

Including; zombie squads, zombie hunters, zombie fans, zombie apocalypse, zombie weapons, zombie attack, zombie survival, zombie games, zombie hords, zombie rules, zombie culture, zombie survival guides, zombie farms, zombie killers, zombieland, zombie expert, zombie wannabes, zombie army, zombie news, zombie shelter, zombie invasion, zombie walks, zombie crisis, zombie flash mobs, zombie blogs, zombie guestbooks, zombie art, zombie network, zombie proofing, zombie world, zombie friendly, anti-zombie, zombie like, zombie related...


If you mention zombies... I will kick you in the nads!
Old 12-11-2011, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by redneck joe View Post
'big Al said...'
C'mon, you KNOW that is really yer favorite phrase


Big Al
Old 12-11-2011, 09:20 AM
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Actually,.......................

Any phrase with Obama in it, pro or con
Old 12-11-2011, 10:00 AM
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"the way to go" ..... (allowed IF and ONLY IF LOOKING AT A MAP and giving directions)
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Going down as the worst phrase in history;

"Change you can believe in"...
Old 12-11-2011, 10:07 AM
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Point taken on some of these. I'll stop, I promise.


And 240LTS - get it right man...."I'm from da gubbamint and heeeer to help ya".

Global Warming
Tea Party - triple kick in the nads material right there.

What's her face...
Just say'n - really well just phucking say it then. ;?

And may not "fit" in with this posting but here goes....see it frequently on another board.

"sent from my iPhone 4 using Tapatalk"....To those of you that write from your phone is there really a need to have the sig line added. EASY to remove\disable but you still deserve a kick in the nads.
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Second worst phrase in history;

"Occupy Wall Street"..
Old 12-11-2011, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by JRS@OBX View Post
Looks tippy.
amen that one,

I hate "you'll always find it in the last place you look." well no crap because I'm going to stop looking when I find it.

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