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Old 11-07-2011, 08:14 PM
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Yes! New bathroom reading material! Oh, don't lie to me. You do it. SWS, PCS, Marlin, Sportfishing... they arrive in the mailbox and immediately are subject to you squatting on the porcelain god. Hey, I'd be the first to admit it.

So, here goes. My critical review of the BassPro Christmas 2011 catalog...

Pg. 13. - huh? A pink Hummer, camping tent and kayak. Either the gays have more buying power than I realized, or there's a lot of dads taking their Barbie daughters to the great outdoors! Actually, it looks like the 'single mom' camping set.

Pg. 14. - WTF? See above comment. A PINK Red Ryder BB gun??? You're gonna shoot more than your eye out with that, kid!

Pg.21 - I now realize how underprivileged I really was. I never had Real Tree or Mossy Oak diaper covers! Damn, to think of all the Bambi's I could of snuck up on and slit their throats! Dad, are you hearing me from the grave here? UNDERPRIVILEGED!!!

Pg. 25 - Ohhh, hot. 26, 27.... yeah. Nice jeans. Nice legs -- what time do they open?

Pg. 46-47. Honey? Would you wear pink camo like this? Whaaaat? No way... okay, not you... I get it.

Pg. 48-49 Honey, nevermind about the pink camo.I got it all worked out. Camo lingerie YEAH!!!!!

Stupid catalog - I remember when BassPro was all about FISHING! Get me all worked up like that, and I still have to wipe before I can leave the bathroom!

On edit - I guess this thread is worthless without pics, so... pics added!
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bump for the pics...
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How about lingerie night at bass pro! Have the models give a seminar.
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bps is getting disapointing - more clothes than fishing crap
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