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Old 08-31-2011, 09:02 AM
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Ya gotta love it when you have a stupid thief. Found this story this morning and the owner has his boat back
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/pal...,4577196.story
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:08 AM
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The seller should get his buddy's together and be able to take the thief for a "Boat ride".....if you know what I mean......




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Old 08-31-2011, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 240 LTS View Post
The seller should get his buddy's together and be able to take the thief for a "Boat ride".....if you know what I mean......




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Once they get him 2 miles out, give him a concrete enema and let him go swimming.
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:57 AM
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tell him that they are filming a remake of a classic movie and he is perfect for a part in it. Only after he gets out in the boat do you tell him the name of the movie-"Return of Jaws" and he is to be the "bait"
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If only we had that right.
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Shoot him with a crossbow! Shoot him with a crossbow!!!!
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The thief told the cops he was Sam Elliot the actor........too funny. Sam is a cool actor.

The thief would have been better off telling the cops he was Pee Wee Herman...
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Originally Posted by yarcraft91 View Post
Once they get him 2 miles out, give him a concrete enema and let him go swimming.
Concrete enema.........that's awesome
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