Little Jonny Joke

Old 08-30-2011, 03:56 PM
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The teacher tells the class, "kids, its time for math, so there are 3 birds on a wire & you shoot one off, how many are left?" timmy raises his hand & says "2". Teacher says,"thats right timmy". Lil' jonny jumps up & says," thats wrong!" teacher says,"why jonny?" jonny says,"cuz if you shoot one off, the other 2 fly away" teacher says, "well,thats not the answer, but i like the way you think!" then jonny said, "i've got a question for you teacher,......3 women are on a park bench, 2 with ice cream cones & 1 with a lollipop, which one is married?" the teacher says," the one with the lollipop?" jonny says," no, the one with the wedding band, but i like the way you think!"
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