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Old 08-19-2011, 05:46 AM
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Default My 5 year old daughter is SO smart.

She can hear a song on the radio and a week later sing it back to you. She kicks my butt in memory games like you wouldn't believe. Learned her alphabet at a young age and picked up reading and simple math really quick.

Yet EVERY TIME she goes to the bathroom, she forgets to flush the toilet, wash her hands and turn off the light... EVERY time.
Every morning she throws her pajamas in the hamper instead of putting them back into her bed for the next night. Every night she forgets to put her clothes in the hamper instead of the middle of the floor... Every 2 minutes she forgets that its NOT OK to smack her little brother...

Oy... the fun of being a parent of a 3 and 5 year old...

Good times.
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Great story! Smacking her brother....same here for my 2 kiddos. She's a bit older than him and finds it "funny" to pick on him. Poor lil guy...until he gets her back by eating all the fruit in the house. My son ate the last nanner last night and I thought she was going to lose it!

Good times for sure!
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Never had the hitting thing but can relate to the rest. They say we all cna develop our memories to a much greater extent with the right techniques..... Its somehting we are born with and then lose due to lack of practice - and use of alternate tools to rote playback memory.

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Oh man, I can totally relate to this. My daughter is now 9 but when she was 3-6 years old I never really understood how such a young mind could perminently retain so much data so quickly yet some of the most common sense issues would completely escape her. Fortunately, her common sense is improving immensly and yet she still has a fantastic memory. I am now oficially the old man who relies on his child for info I forget!!!
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If you really want to discover the REAL meaning of fast learning....

Put a 5-7 YO and a PC on the same room and see what happens.....

Now... turning the light off when you leave the room seems to be part of astrophysics 101 for them....LOL
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Originally Posted by paulyjsob View Post
She can hear a song on the radio and a week later sing it back to you. She kicks my butt in memory games like you wouldn't believe. Learned her alphabet at a young age and picked up reading and simple math really quick.

Yet EVERY TIME she goes to the bathroom, she forgets to flush the toilet, wash her hands and turn off the light... EVERY time.
Every morning she throws her pajamas in the hamper instead of putting them back into her bed for the next night. Every night she forgets to put her clothes in the hamper instead of the middle of the floor... Every 2 minutes she forgets that its NOT OK to smack her little brother...
Actually you just discribed a real bitch. You know, the kind we learn to HATE. Enjoy it now, because the grey hairs are coming.
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As far as the memory goes, it's simple:

1. She hasn't completely clogged up her brain with a lot of useless crap.
2. She has not discovered beer or boys.

And as far as the other stuff is concerned, you aint seen nothin yet.
As soon as she becomes a "tweener", her brain will completely shut down
to all forms of reason or logic. This condition will last until some time after
she graduates from college, at which point it will start to fade, slowly.

Why do you think fathers of girls are bald or gray, have ulcers, a propensity
towards alcholism, and can frequently be seen walking around just shaking
their heads and mumbling incoherently to themselves?

I got 2, I know of what I speak........
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because the grey hairs are coming.
I skipped the grey hair part and went straight to balding..
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Nope...she owns you and she knows it just like my 2 year old son owns me. Kids are smarter in a nurturing household. More than we give them credit for sometimes.
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Guys, your missing the real issue. Their mothers are teaching them SELECTIVE hearing, listening, memory, and obeying skills. We have twin 5yr olds. Boy and girl. My daughter is smart, gorgeous, and cunning, exactly like my wife (except for the smart part). My son is cool like me! They will amaze you sometimes.
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You'll be thanking her in the future while she positions the blanket on your lap and wipe up your drool.
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You'll be thanking her in the future while she positions the blanket on your lap and wipe up your drool.
That's if she doesn't drop you off at the racetrack with a note that says "Take care of Dad" pinned to your shirt first.

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My 7 y/o grandson was eating alone and spilled some cereal. We told him he needed to clean it up before he could play Wii. His response?

"Why do I always have to clean up everybody's mess!?"
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Ha! I've got a 1 year old girl and a 3 year old boy. My boy can't seem to "remember" how to pull up his underwear... yet he can remember that he was the same office building months ago ONCE and tell you what he did there.

Keep in mind the two kids, the dog, and the wife all come to work with every day! (Except when my boy is in school/camp).

It's all good. It's all good. I'm certain they will both be potty trained before college. LOL.
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As far as the memory goes, it's simple:

1. She hasn't completely clogged up her brain with a lot of useless crap.
2. She has not discovered beer or boys.

And as far as the other stuff is concerned, you aint seen nothin yet.
As soon as she becomes a "tweener", her brain will completely shut down
to all forms of reason or logic. This condition will last until some time after
she graduates from college, at which point it will start to fade, slowly.

Why do you think fathers of girls are bald or gray, have ulcers, a propensity
towards alcholism, and can frequently be seen walking around just shaking
their heads and mumbling incoherently to themselves?

I got 2, I know of what I speak........
Good lord!! This describes me to a T!
"..fathers of girls are bald ( I AM BALD) or gray, have ulcers, a propensity
towards alcholism (I AM DRINKING RIGHT NOW), and can frequently be seen walking around just shaking their heads and mumbling incoherently to themselves?(MY DAUGHTER IS CONSTANTLY ASKING ME WHY I TALK TO MYSELF SO MUCH)
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I have two, and I'm bald. Oyeah I talk to my other self too! When the voices in my head say it's ok?

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