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Old 05-20-2011, 07:54 AM
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Someone at work told me that the end of the world is this saturday. The earth will open up and the dead will walk again .HOT DAMN ZOMBIES. I just started putting ammo into my mags and will sight in the ACOG. Remeber only head shot will kill them, and then again only in the 'T' box.
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can't wait!
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Sweet. And my wife thought I was crazy for cutting gun ports in the hurricane shutters. I'll show her... well... probably not.
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Judgement Day pet care
Posted: May 19, 2011 | Author: indaily | Filed under: News | Leave a comment »
WHEN judgment day comes — which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday — have you thought about what you’re going to do with the family dog and cat?

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As a Christian--the last day is nothing to worry about. God has my back.

Why are these people who claim to be Christians freaking out? I guess they don't trust God.

If I wake up Saturday and am left behind--time for zombie plinking....
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So I shouldn't make a Sunday T-time?
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Can zombies swim? If so, does backing down on their heads count?
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I guess I will party till the predicted earth quake takes place or not. I will place this along with we will be out of oil in a few years and computers will eliminate paper use etc.
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As a Christian--the last day is nothing to worry about. God has my back.

Why are these people who claim to be Christians freaking out? I guess they don't trust God.

If I wake up Saturday and am left behind--time for zombie plinking....
If I'm going to die this Saturday and so will you, then how does these supposed Christian folks figure they can take care of you loved pets? Won't they be dead too? And they call them self Christian.
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No..they are atheists.

And what kind of heaven is it if my dog doesn't go?
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As a Christian--the last day is nothing to worry about. God has my back.

Why are these people who claim to be Christians freaking out? I guess they don't trust God.

If I wake up Saturday and am left behind--time for zombie plinking....
agreed...
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If I'm going to die this Saturday and so will you, then how does these supposed Christian folks figure they can take care of you loved pets? Won't they be dead too? And they call them self Christian.
Actually Garrett--When Jesus returns only the Christians go on. Those that are not Christians get left behind to contemplate their fate, get tortured & oppressed by the evil one. I guess they (i hope not you) will get to eat my pets or get eaten by my pets--which ever occurs first. It will be real ugly out there.

But--then again--Jesus did not tip his hand. Know one has the skinny on when he returns.
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nah, nothing like that. just the "chosen" this time.
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I guess it is our last chance to party hardy tonight.
Maybe steak as a last supper?
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Anybody got a time for this? Is it at 12:00:01 or what?

Guess it's hookers and blow tonight, think I'll start early JIC.
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Anybody got a time for this? Is it at 12:00:01 or what?

Guess it's hookers and blow tonight, think I'll start early JIC.
word must be getting out...
i'm on a waiting list for my blow, and the only hookers i can get are a little past their prime

all the business i've given to that friggin pimp, and when i really need him, this is how i get treated?
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word must be getting out...
i'm on a waiting list for my blow, and the only hookers i can get are a little past their prime

all the business i've given to that friggin pimp, and when i really need him, this is how i get treated?
When did Charlie Sheen join the forum?
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word must be getting out...
i'm on a waiting list for my blow, and the only hookers i can get are a little past their prime

all the business i've given to that friggin pimp, and when i really need him, this is how i get treated?
Call Tony. He fix you up meng.

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Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
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I wonder if I could get a new boat rigged and ready for this afternoon. Spare no expense.

Here is my check to pay for it. Don't cash it till Monday!
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