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Old 05-05-2011, 02:22 PM
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That's right, my sisters neighbor has insider info on the banana market and it's about to go viral! I'm selling the boat, cars, house and all of my gold to buy banana's and I'm going to get a 45x ROI. Just today I dumped 250k in almost ripe banana's and they are sitting in my basement...waiting for the day when I get my mega ROI.

Better jump in and buy your banana's before it's too late.

Oh, and how's that Silver investment working out for ya?
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Sold my physical silver Monday

First time in history I did something right.
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My buddy sold his last week - you guys are pretty good (or lucky) to have done that
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Originally Posted by FireFly View Post
That's right, my sisters neighbor has insider info on the banana market and it's about to go viral! I'm selling the boat, cars, house and all of my gold to buy banana's and I'm going to get a 45x ROI. Just today I dumped 250k in almost ripe banana's and they are sitting in my basement...waiting for the day when I get my mega ROI.

Better jump in and buy your banana's before it's too late.

Oh, and how's that Silver investment working out for ya?
Good time to buy silver right now, you gotta take advantage of the dips like this, its the long term that looks so good for PM's, the short term corrections and fluctuations are not concerning to me. I like bananas, but not 250K like
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I don't trust gold or silver. Cocoa is safer. Got alot in storage. If you want to keep your bananas from ripening too fast I'll sell you some cocoa. Make chocolate, put it on the bananas and freeze. Then you can keep riding your investment until the big frozen banana sale on July 4th.
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When is gold gonna dump..... Just a matter of time.... Buy the US Dollar.... 5 years double return ?

I was thinking of going into cocaine... If I cant sell it - hell, I can snort it and have just as much fun
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when the market dumped -bought ford stock at 1 dollar and 1 cent -

market today- F 15.11+0.03 +0.20%

think ill have a capt morgan and cola
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when the market dumped -bought ford stock at 1 dollar and 1 cent -

market today- F 15.11+0.03 +0.20%

think ill have a capt morgan and cola
Nice.... I told my friends to load up on Ford same time -- No way they were going under - I was so upside down I had no cash....

Damn
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I don't trust gold or silver. Cocoa is safer. Got alot in storage. If you want to keep your bananas from ripening too fast I'll sell you some cocoa. Make chocolate, put it on the bananas and freeze. Then you can keep riding your investment until the big frozen banana sale on July 4th.
I once tried to corner the market on premium cocoa, selling high quality product to high profile clientele. It did not quite make it off the white board though.
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i have 30 ounces of gold that im gonna hold onto for a bit. im not selling on corrections. bananas...hmmm....good for you. thats just bad ju ju to me
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Originally Posted by FireFly View Post
That's right, my sisters neighbor has insider info on the banana market and it's about to go viral! I'm selling the boat, cars, house and all of my gold to buy banana's and I'm going to get a 45x ROI. Just today I dumped 250k in almost ripe banana's and they are sitting in my basement...waiting for the day when I get my mega ROI.

Better jump in and buy your banana's before it's too late.

Oh, and how's that Silver investment working out for ya?
the silver coins I bought for $3.50 are worth $35.00

the silver mining company shares I bought at $1.10 are trading at $36.00 per share


Any other questions ?
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the silver coins I bought for $3.50 are worth $35.00

the silver mining company shares I bought at $1.10 are trading at $36.00 per share


Any other questions ?
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Originally Posted by FireFly View Post
That's right, my sisters neighbor has insider info on the banana market and it's about to go viral! I'm selling the boat, cars, house and all of my gold to buy banana's and I'm going to get a 45x ROI. Just today I dumped 250k in almost ripe banana's and they are sitting in my basement...waiting for the day when I get my mega ROI.

Better jump in and buy your banana's before it's too late.

Oh, and how's that Silver investment working out for ya?
Owning that many banana's - you will never catch another fish as long as you live.
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He sold his boat, how the heck is he going to fish anyway. Maybe he can just sit on the basement stairs and cast into the bananas and see what he can catch. He could be just jerking somebody's chain around here, you think?
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