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Old 04-14-2011, 11:06 AM
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Well you guessed it, $hit...

That's right, $hit!
$hit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke $hit, buy $hit, sell $hit, lose $hit, find $hit, forget $hit, step in $hit and tell others to eat $hit.


Some people know their $hit, while others can't tell the difference between $hit and shineola.



There are lucky $hits, dumb $hits, and crazy shits.



There is bull $hit, horse $hit, and chicken $hit.



You can throw $hit, sling $hit, catch $hit, shoot the $hit, or duck when the $hit hits the fan.



You can give a $hit or serve $hit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep $hit, be happier than a pig in $hit or just plain $hit yourself.

Some days are colder than $hit, some days are hotter than $hit, and some days are just plain $hitty.


Some music sounds like $hit, things can look like $hit, and there are times when you feel like $hit.

You can have too much $hit, not enough $hit, the right $hit, the wrong $hit or a lot of weird $hit.


You can carry $hit, have a mountain of $hit, or find yourself up $hits creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit and other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your $hit, you don't need to know anything else!


Well, $hit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a $hit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of $hit. But, if you happened to catch a load of $hit from some $hit head...

Well, $hit Happens!!!


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Old 04-14-2011, 11:10 AM
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True but nonetheless, it's just another $hitty post..

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No $hit.
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:27 PM
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$hit yeah!
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Old 04-14-2011, 12:29 PM
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George Carlan!
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Very true, and every time I use the word sh** on this forum I catch sh** from the mods and I have used it less times in my entire time on this forum than what I just read in the first 4 sentences of this thread. OK maybe I used it more than 7-8 times.

Still.......

What a crock of sh**!

I guess the trick is to start the word with a "$" instead of a "S".
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Wow! This thread is really full of $hit.
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Old 04-15-2011, 08:45 PM
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Nope, its the word "fuck" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPdhHed4sg
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Originally Posted by pmurray633 View Post
Agreed.


F' you, you F'n f'ers
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I disagree with both. Love and/or trust and women agree.
You better be serious when you tell them you Love them or trust me, they will teach you a lesson.
The most functional word is always the one that cost you the most, yet takes you the longest to learn.
Women don't have to know but one word to be the smartest person in the world.
.........Lawyer............
One hour talking to one, can get them 50 to 80% of what it took you a life time to build.
Thats functional..........LOL

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