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Old 11-06-2004, 02:47 PM
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No this ain't meant to be political, I swear....

>>> > BAPTIST COWGIRL
>>> > A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and
>>> > orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a
>> sip
>>> > out of each one in turn.
>>> > When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three
>> more.
>>> > The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes
>> flat
>>> > after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
>>> > The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in
>>> > Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in
>> Arkansas,
>>> > we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
>>> > drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and
>>> > one
>>> > for myself."
>>> > The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
>> The
>>> > cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same
>>> > way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
>>> > One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take
>>> > notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second
>>> > round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
>>> > but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
>>> > The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in
>> her
>>> > eyes and she laughs.
>>> > "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains,
>>> > It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to
>>> > quit drinking. Hasn't affected my sisters though."
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Old 11-06-2004, 07:20 PM
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That is so funny. And not only is it funny it gives a great perspective on recent events. Thanks! I'm mailing this to a few friends.
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Old 11-06-2004, 08:55 PM
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Great story!! I've shared it around as well.
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