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Old 12-20-2010, 08:03 AM
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We met in a public park
There was an instant spark between us
She quickly fell to her knees
We made mad, passionate love






Damn, I love my new taser!
Old 12-20-2010, 08:18 AM
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not quite a Hauku
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Originally Posted by devildogdad View Post
not quite a Hauku
I'm Haiku challenged.
That makes me a victim in need of federal redress.
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here ya go - enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y
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btw - my daughter lives in new zealand-- and if you ever see this team play you will be hooked for life
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Haiku not Haka

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
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wtf?
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Originally Posted by devildogdad View Post
What has the Japanese to do with the All Blacks?
Old 12-20-2010, 11:22 AM
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rascaldad made a poem that resembled a japanese haiku, I said he was close but not enough.
Dead horse posted something about a Haka, it sounded like he thought I meant Haka not Haiku.
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my mistake -carry on
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Originally Posted by Rascalsdad View Post
We met in a public park
There was an instant spark between us
She quickly fell to her knees
We made mad, passionate love






Damn, I love my new taser!
.........
But little did I know
after the drill
I found she wasn't on the pill
Now we have a kid
and my tazer I had to get rid


.......................
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i liked the haka better--
Old 12-21-2010, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by KJS View Post
.........
But little did I know
after the drill
I found she wasn't on the pill
Now we have a kid
and my tazer I had to get rid


.......................
Similar to:

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jill fogot the pill,
and now they have a daughter.
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is good to meet girl in park, is better to park meat in girl

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