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Old 12-19-2010, 05:39 PM
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This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this a great a country !

Disclaimer: This is not a political statement, it's a joke! To anyone offended, MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Old 12-19-2010, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by davedowneast View Post
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this a great a country !

Disclaimer: This is not a political statement, it's a joke! To anyone offended, MERRY CHRISTMAS









Oh, so that isn't just a California thing???

I thought this state was the only one stupid enough to do that!!!



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Old 12-20-2010, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by davedowneast View Post
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this a great a country !

Disclaimer: This is not a political statement, it's a joke! To anyone offended, MERRY CHRISTMAS









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Old 12-20-2010, 10:28 AM
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Old 12-20-2010, 10:44 AM
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Heck, I know of plenty of dogs (and even a few mangy cats) that are more deserving of a welfare check than most of the humans that are collecting them...
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Old 12-20-2010, 10:51 AM
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This has me thinking, I have a cat that's bi-rac......, I mean ah, Calico. I think the cat should get a check also.

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Old 12-20-2010, 11:17 AM
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I got a 116 pound Boxer that is going to the vet in the morning for his check up. Does he qualify for Obama care?
He should have the welfare card licked no problem. All he does is lay around the house all day and beg for hand outs.
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:49 AM
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All he does is lay around the house all day and beg for hand outs.







He easily meets requirements #1 & #2 of the (very short) list.

Go for it!

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Old 12-20-2010, 12:34 PM
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Dogs are grateful for anything given them, and would therefore be DQ'd for welfare.
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Originally Posted by SurfFishLife View Post
Dogs are grateful for anything given them, and would therefore be DQ'd for welfare.
True dat!
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Originally Posted by ABoater View Post
He easily meets requirements #1 & #2 of the (very short) list.

Go for it!

I would but he's been brought up in a house that votes republican. He'd never pass the stink test.
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This one gets $430 / week, plus government cheese:
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Originally Posted by cedarholm View Post
This one gets $430 / week, plus government cheese:
Spelling-it's gubment
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Originally Posted by RED HEAD View Post
Spelling-it's gubment

I he-ah dat, nome sane?
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Originally Posted by RED HEAD View Post
Spelling-it's gubment
Yo! you be from middle NC? downeast be gubberment!
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