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Old 10-26-2010, 07:36 PM
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Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' stories that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~ Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

WARNING!!!!! Be careful when in public!!!!! Some might see these actions as "bullying" or as hate crimes or in a day soon to come, as hate thought.
Old 10-27-2010, 05:41 AM
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very good.
Old 10-27-2010, 05:56 AM
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Love it and how very true
when you say something stupid I will use it on you all day, and every time after that when it fits in
Old 10-27-2010, 06:19 AM
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At my wedding my best friend told the crowd in his speach that "I was not only the type of guy that he could call to help him move. I was the type of guy that he could call to help him move a body". Pretty funny.
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Originally Posted by Mighty Sylvan View Post
At my wedding my best friend told the crowd in his speach that "I was not only the type of guy that he could call to help him move. I was the type of guy that he could call to help him move a body". Pretty funny.
Bet that set right well with the brides family.
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A real friend you let borrow your tools without asking because even if he doesn't bring them back all the time, you know where to find them. And vice-versa.

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