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Old 10-16-2010, 06:35 PM
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You can't push a rope...

You can't fix stupid...

And you can't nail jello to the wall
Old 10-16-2010, 06:40 PM
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Things aren't the way we see them to be ...they are they way we see them to be.....
Old 10-16-2010, 06:41 PM
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I don't know what he said but I didn't like it!
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Blondes have more fun
Old 10-16-2010, 07:15 PM
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She was a good wife, till she wasn't.........
Old 10-16-2010, 07:21 PM
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is good to meet girl in park, is better to park meat in girl
Old 10-16-2010, 07:46 PM
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could not pour piss out of a boot if the dirrections were printed on the heal
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You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
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Take my wife, please.

My wife isn't ugly and she isn't pretty. She's in the middle somewhere, she's pretty ugly.

He who knows nothing, knows something, which is really nothing.
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When that sun comes up in the morning its a bran new day. What we make of it is our own. (Grandfather use to always say that) We worked a farm.

Life is like a drag race. You snooze you lose. Don't ever look back.
That ones mine..

This one I really love. My grandmother had this knitted and framed beside her bed as long as I can remember. Not until I was in my 40's did I fully understand it.
To feel rich, count the things in life you have money can't buy.
To be rich, enjoy them,,every day..!!


One of you guys posted this on here a week or so ago.
#1 cause of divorce ,,,, being married

Control the business world around you with kindness and a smile. Always remembering why your there.

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Old 10-17-2010, 05:02 AM
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"Your ignorance is their power"
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Someone who never fails is someone that has never tried anything new
Old 10-17-2010, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by PROFINITY View Post
You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
Thief..................
Old 10-17-2010, 07:39 AM
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"If you don't know what you are doing, don't do it."



Sometimes you have to do something, even if it's wrong
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If you have no idea where you're going, then that's where you will end up.
Old 10-17-2010, 07:53 AM
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Nobody goes there anymore,its to crowded....Yogi Berra
Old 10-17-2010, 07:56 AM
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Uh oh, now you've gone and done did it. Here come all the Yogi Berra funnies!
Old 10-17-2010, 08:07 AM
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My dad's best...

If brains were dynamite...you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!!
Old 10-17-2010, 08:51 AM
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I'm from the Government and I'm here to help.
Old 10-17-2010, 11:11 AM
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Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath.

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