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Old 05-21-2010, 05:30 AM
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But it was still fun. My son (who is 21) and I were having a discussion about 24 and the final season. Hard to believe it will be over on Monday.

Our discussion centered on the topic "Who would win in a fight, Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, or James Bond?" We limited our heros to those with the initials "JB" (but left out Jimmy Buffett). After some discussion we did arrive at a agreement that in a straight up brawl we would take Jason Bourne. Bauer, while good, depends too heavily on firearms. Of course Bond would have the best gadgets, remain coolest, and have the hottest babe.

So what is your take and do you have any predictions for the end of 24?
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That's easy Chuck Norris could kick all their asses with both hands tied behind his back blind folded.
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I think Jack has a death wish now that Renee is no longer alive. However, that would be a little funny what with a movie in the works, from what I heard.

In a fight, I'd take Bourne as well although Jack has done pretty well this time around with cracked ribs and and knife wounds, he's one tough cookie.
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In a fight, I'd take Bourne as well although Jack has done pretty well this time around with cracked ribs and and knife wounds, he's one tough cookie.
And all in 24 hours.
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I have the same feeling that Jack is gonna be killed off to end the series, but...then there is the movie deal...but that never stopped Hwd before...remember "Dallas"...and Bobby Ewing...it was a dream...LOL.......

Jack gets shot by some Russian hit man...Chloie sends in a team to rescue him and ...fade to black........then the movie comes out and Jack was only in a comma...hehehe
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I have been leaning to Jack takes out the Russian and American Presidents and then takes over the world as a benevolent dictator. But this is a series that has a history of killing off characters, or even bringing them back like Tony.

The movie could actually roll back to anytime to even when Bauer joined CTU (see the last version of Casino Royale). I have heard the movie format frees them of the one day constraint and allows them to include locations around the world.

And it would not surprise me to see a spin-off of some type. Maybe a series called CTU with Clhoe in charge.

All the possibilities are what makes it so much fun.
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Hey that's right about Tony...thought he was done. Yeah they can do anything with the movie...might even bring back the 1st black Pres. since the "unit" is not in production anymore...and I'm sure allstate would give him time off

hope he finishes off Logan this time
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My vote would be "The Most Interesting Man in the World".
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My favorite Jack Bauer line;

"You swallowed it didn't you?"

Just before he proceeds to retrieve the SIM card last week.
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Go Jack... go Jack... go Jack! I can't believe I've watched every season of this show since it started. AND NOW IT'S ENDING!!!!! As to the OP's JB vs. JB vs. JB - Jack would win. Why would you even ask such a silly question?

Nothing has made me happier than the last few episodes. They should have been titled "Jack Unplugged." The gloves have come off and the body count is going up. I stood and cheered when he took out Dana (the miserable bitch). I laughed when he performed a little appendectomy on the Russian sniper. I questioned why he didn't just snap worm-boy Logan's neck, but that was revealed near the end of the episode. And I cheered when he took out the whole Russian attache office single-handedly and skewered up the Russian boss for an afternoon BBQ. That's my boy, Jack!

As to what is going to happen:
A) Zombie George (former head of CTU that crashed the plane with the nuclear bomb into the desert back in Season 3 or 4 (??) makes a special appearance to save Jack as every known security agency in the world closes in on him. Being that he's a radiating zombie, NY evacuates.
B) Chloey gets jiggy with it and shoots Jack because he loved Rene and not her after all these damned years.
C) Jack pulls the trigger on the Russian prime minister, Madam President, the entire Secret Service, FBI, Congress, the UN and no one can stop him. He takes over the presidency and proceeds to nuke China, Mexico, Columbia and a bunch of other ne'er do well countries that nobody gives a shit about. He then retires to a remote cabin somewhere in Wyoming and writes poetry for the rest of his life.

And there you have it! All secrets revealed!
Yes... you can bet your sweet ass I'll be glued to the finale Monday night!!
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Why take the best show off TV? I think Jack and the news reporter that was having the affair with the foreign president will end up together. The man has guts. Maybe Zoie and Jack will run off and live happily everafter.
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Jackie Chan could beat all of them..............

I am sad to see the series ending. Sure, it has had some "Oh, come on!" moments, but has provided good entertainment for every episode. I agree on "You swallowed it" along with Dana asking if there was anything she could do before Jack capped her twice. It is going to be interesting to see how President Taylor digs her way out of the hole she created, because Chloe is not one to just shut up.
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been watching from the beginning. betrayal, personal loyalty vs duty to country seems to be the theme.

..................pretty sure they are setting it up to where Chloe must decide between the ultimate betrayal my shooting the now rogue Jack, or duty to country. we'll soon see.
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Back into the limelight with this thread: Jack comes on in less than 2 hours!! I'm outta here!!!
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told ya so!
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They did a pretty good job of wrapping it up. Jack is on the run again and beat to crap as usual. The ex pres capped himself and Chloe is back in power.

One of the best dramatic shows in a long time.
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Not bad on the ending. They left enough doors open just in case.

The best line was when Logan asked what he should tell the Russian President and jack said something to th effect "Try the truth. Tell him you heard there was a credible threat to his life". The smile afterwards was priceless.

Wonder what Jack's final body count was. He sure did a lot for only 8 total days.

Hope to see you later Jack.
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I would have to go with Jason Bourne. Survived gun shots while floating in the ocean for days. Beat some guys ass with a rolled up magazine. He's one bad dude!
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Couldn't of hoped for a better ending, really. We'll see where Jack ends up when the 24 movie comes out.
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Thing You Should Know About Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer shot Helen Keller in the knee to make her talk

When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down

Jack Bauer has been to Mars Thats why theres no life on Mars

When you come face to face with Jack Bauer, you can do things the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is ingesting your cyanide pill.

Jack Bauer once played Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris in a "who has the most testicles contest." He beat them both by a combined total of 46.

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad�s face is because they don�t want Jack Bauer to recognize him

If Jack Bauer was on Brokeback Mountain, there would be no gay cowboys, just dead ones

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

Terrorists go to prison for protection from Jack Bauer. It rarely actually works.

Every time you blink Jack Bauer kills a terrorist, not because you blinked, but because that how many terrorists he kills.

John Lennon, JFK, and MLK Jr all tried to hit on Jack's daughter Kim. The moral lesson is obvious.

Jack Bauer knows every bone in the human body because he's broken every one

They orginally planned to have Jack Bauer in a sex scene with Teri Bauer, but the producers had to cut it because it took all 24 hours

Just because Jack Bauer shows up with jumper cables doesn't mean someone called Triple-A

The State of the Union Address was originally scheduled for Monday night Jack Bauer made the President change it to Tuesday

If Jack Bauer crawls out of an air-conditioning duct and sees his shadow, it means that there will be more hours of terrorists getting -hammered

Twice, the Grim Reaper has come for Jack Bauer. Both times it ran away screaming.
Jack Bauer once stared at a woman for 30 seconds and got her pregnant

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris

You can lead a horse to water Jack Bauer can make him drink

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life

Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger only because Jack Bauer won�t allow him to be a federal agent

You don't give Jack Bauer your opinion, Jack Bauer gives you your opinion

Jack Bauer is 100% energy efficient That's why he never uses the toilet

Everytime Jack Bauer yells �NOW!� at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent

If Jack says �I just want to talk to him/her� and that him/her is you� well amigo, you�re ed

When Jack Bauer goes to church to pray, he simply goes up the the priest and says, "Put him through"

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl by himself

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus

Walgreens makes a Jack Bauer laxative, and it kicks the out of everyone

Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes He tortures them until they're clean

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice

If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ing hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer Sounds like a fair fight

Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Jack Bauer doesn't need anger management. Anger management needs Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out

Strippers tip Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

GI Joe plays with a Jack Bauer action figure

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's ing beef.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ing do it

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the have you done with your life?

When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas

Jack Bauer�s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him If he is stronger, join him If he is Jack Bauer, you're ing dead"

Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men

Jack Bauer can speak Braille

Jack Bauer brought down the Berlin Wall

If everyone at CTU listened to and did everything Jack Bauer said, the show would be called 12

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