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Old 05-14-2010, 03:18 PM
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I sold a boat trailer today and agreed to meet half way I drove into AR. no big anyhow made the deal at a Walmart parking lot. OK they are easy to find. I needed to wash my hands and get a drink, as soon as I walked in I felt like something was wrong with me, by the way some of the people stared at me I walked by a mirror no booger's or toilet paper hanging out my shorts or something like that. Grant you I'm from the west coast and have a little bit of a swagger, nothing like John Trvolta from Saturday night fever. Hell I'm 47 years old and felt eyes from all over looking at me, and this is from of , not so pretty people if you know what I mean. Ya I'm from out of town it's like they knew it. All I could hear is banjo's in my head.
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Old 05-14-2010, 03:22 PM
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Well, I dunno - put your picture up and we'll decide
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Did you hear about the dislexic paranoid?

He couldn't shake the feeling that he was following someone.
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Tim, a nice looking gentleman like you found yerself to be prime meat on display for the "People of Wal-Mart"

It's kind of like being in the Dawn of the Living Dead

I'm glad to know you got outta there alive tho

If it makes ya feel any better I get the same kreepy feeling whenever I go into the joint. which isn't very often since it's about 65 miles


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I looked at the surveillance camera from the store and see you were there. I am not sure what scared the people. Maybe it was what was in your pants?

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A Walmart in Arkansas... would you feel better if you blended in?
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You shouldn't let your thong show down there.
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A Walmart in Arkansas... would you feel better if you blended in?
OK now I get it

I was thinking AR was Arizona ...
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Trust me, you are better off sticking out at Wally World than you are blending in. Take it as a compliment.
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guess you haven't been to a truck stop in Oklahoma.
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Originally Posted by LI Sound Grunt View Post
OK now I get it

I was thinking AR was Arizona ...
I think you are profiling me
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guess you haven't been to a truck stop in Oklahoma.
Not for awhile Andy
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Originally Posted by SimonFL View Post
A Walmart in Arkansas... would you feel better if you blended in?
I know I should of had a mullet. The town was Arkadelphia
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It's no wonder WalMart is so successful a great show every time and you can shop at the same time.
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I sold a boat trailer today and agreed to meet half way I drove into AR. no big anyhow made the deal at a Walmart parking lot. OK they are easy to find. I needed to wash my hands and get a drink, as soon as I walked in I felt like something was wrong with me, by the way some of the people stared at me I walked by a mirror no booger's or toilet paper hanging out my shorts or something like that. Grant you I'm from the west coast and have a little bit of a swagger, nothing like John Trvolta from Saturday night fever. Hell I'm 47 years old and felt eyes from all over looking at me, and this is from of , not so pretty people if you know what I mean. Ya I'm from out of town it's like they knew it. All I could hear is banjo's in my head.

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The only virgins were I live in Arkansas (40 miles from Arkadelphia) are 12 year old girls who can run faster than their brothers.

True story - my male bird dog climbed over the fence and bred my female bird dog - who happened to be his offspring. I took her to the vet to get that morning after shot (actually works for five days after), and the veterinarian (a woman) said "well, you do live in Pike County" - a county renowned for backwoods, incestual upbringings.

I better worry - I don't stand out in Walmart - in Arkadelphia or Texarkana, TX.
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