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Old 05-14-2010, 01:41 PM
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10. Life is sexually transmitted.

9. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.

4. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

I guess life is a long lesson in humility..........
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:12 PM
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you mean...


1. Life is a sexually transmitted disease
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Old 05-15-2010, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by spliffskiff20 View Post
you mean...


1. Life is a sexually transmitted disease
No, its just sexually transmitted - that is how we get here!

I am fairly pessimistic about lots of things but its not a disease!!!

Well. maybe in the sense that we all die from it and the health nuts amoung us are gonna be in shock some day wondering where they went wrong ...
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:53 AM
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Deep thoughts indeed.
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