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Old 02-15-2010, 03:35 PM
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A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer...'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'
Old 02-15-2010, 03:47 PM
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this is a joke, right? How could somebody eat ants...just wondering about the process of catching them and then trying to swallow the little rascals.

However, IF the kid did this, and IF the Mom did that....was their last name Darwin???
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After one of my many off motorcycle excursions I was in the emergency clinic getting stitched up and on the other side of the curtain I could hear the Dr speaking to the mother of the young lady he was treating.
Basically Dr. tells mother that her daughter was lucky to be alive. She had been shooting up RAID! Mother tells the Dr. that she did not understand how RAID could harm her daughter. It was only for small bugs. No wonder the daughter was shooting up RAID!
Old 02-15-2010, 05:24 PM
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When we were ....young.... my cousin was cyfining gas to get the go go juice for his dirt bike, well he found a hose that was laying around, inserted the hose in the cars tank, sucked on the other end.....real good....the gas started to flow...faster then he anticipated......and when the gas entered his mouth it brought with .......all the ants that were living in the hose.........
My brother and I said, "What did you get gas in your mouth?"
In the breaks between spitting constantly, he said, "Yea, and a bunch of ants too!!!!!!"
He was laughing (well maybe my brother and I were doing the laughing) as we saw ants all in his teeth.
True story.
Good times!

Children, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.............have your friends do it
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A long time ago on a charter from Sailfish marina, the capt dropped my camcorder into a bucket of saltwater and basically became a dick about it. After everyone calmed down, he settled in for lunch. I guess he didn't/couldn't see the MANY ants crawling in his sandwich bag and on his sandwich in the cooler when he picked it up and proceeded to eat the whole thing. I had no intention of telling him and my brothers and i still get a good laugh out of it. I still don't know how he missed them but there were a lot.

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